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TVD Bonanza! Tons More Cult TV on DVD (except Bonanza)
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up the clicker and peel back the foil on your piping hot Hungry Man
TV dinner. It's time once again for a roundup of TV favorites on
disc. I don't have any big theme this time or overarching point
about home entertainment that I want to make. Just a whole mess of
television (and television-related) product submitted for your
approval. There's a lot of ground to cover, 19 discs in all, so
let's dive right in with a little Adult Swim, shall we?
Aqua
Teen Hunger Force: Volume One
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Volume Two
Sealab 2021: Season One
2003 (2004) - Warner Bros.
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If
you've stumbled upon the Cartoon Network during their Adult Swim
block of late night programming, I'm willing to bet cash money that
the words "what the hell is this" have come out of your
mouth. Adult Swim is now home to reruns of such late, lamented
'toons as Family Guy and Futurama
but it got the clout to nab the rights to those shows by building an
audience with Japanese anime and some of the strangest original
programming any network anywhere has ever put on the airwaves. The
first original to generate some buzz was the absurdist talk show
parody Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
Space Ghost proved popular
enough to spinoff the even more bizarre Cartoon
Planet and The Brak Show.
And yet, as unconventional as these shows are, they are
standard-bearers of normalcy compared to the unhinged brilliance
that is Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
If you're not familiar with ATHF,
I'm not even going to try to recommend it to you. If anyone had
tried to explain it to me before I saw it, I'd have never given it a
chance. It sounds extraordinarily stupid if you try to tell somebody
what ATHF is about. For
instance:
"It's about these three... food... things. There's Master
Shake, who's just a big... shake. In a cup. And Frylock. He's a big
floating order of fries with a goatee. And Meatwad... he's a...
well, a wad... of meat. And they all live in this house in New
Jersey and hang out. And swim in their neighbor Carl's pool.
Sometimes they run into monsters or aliens or something."
Sounds great, doesn't it? The appeal of Aqua
Teen Hunger Force really can't be put into words. The
only good way to recommend the show to somebody you think will like
it is to sit their ass down and make them watch it. That's how I got
into the show (and a big thank you to my brother, Harrison, for
that) and now, thanks to Warner's first two DVD collections, it's
easier than ever to sit your friends' asses down and force them to
submit to the Force. In fact,
DVD is the perfect format for the Adult Swim lineup. Because of
their short running time (each episode clocks in at about eleven
minutes), Adult Swim shows begin every fifteen minutes on Cartoon
Network. Therefore, I've never really been able to follow one of the
Adult Swim shows in first-run. I don't remember that they're on, I
just stumble across them by chance when flipping through the
channels. And because they're so short, you'll likely find yourself
wanting more just as the episode is winding up. DVD allows you to
watch as much as you can handle... although the shows can be
habit-forming.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force gets
better (and stranger) as it goes along so be careful which episode
you choose to indoctrinate your non-ATHF-loving
friends. The first few episodes on Volume
One make some minimal kind of effort at establishing the
Aqua Teens as detectives or crime fighters. In the first episode,
Dr. Weird's latest creation, the Rabbot (a giant mechanical rabbit)
escapes from his Jersey Shore lab and the Aqua Teens go after it...
sort of. But it didn't take long for ATHF's
creators to stop paying lip service to the idea that their "heroes"
were actual heroes. By the third or fourth episode, the opening
pre-credits bits at Dr. Weird's lab have nothing whatsoever to do
with the rest of the episode or the Aqua Teens. For most beginners,
I'd recommend starting things off with Volume
One's Mayhem of the Mooninites,
in which a couple of two-dimensional space invaders from the Moon
move in, corrupt Meatwad with smokes and booze, and buy Shake's
complicity with stolen jamboxes and TV's. If you don't like this
one, you're sure as hell not going to like Ol'
Drippy with its sentient mold, Revenge
of the Mooninites and its Foreigner belt, Dumber
Dolls featuring a guest vocal appearance by Mr.
Show's David Cross, or the episodes that introduce ATHF's
other alien nemeses, the Plutonians: Space
Conflict From Beyond Pluto and Bad
Replicant.
Things just get weirder in Volume 2 with the return of the
Plutonians in Universal Remonster,
Frylock's obsessive need to win a bar trivia game in Super
Trivia, Meatwad's latest hip-hop hero in Super
Sir Loin, and Master Shake's gift to Meatwad in Super
Birthday Snake. Not to mention a deeper look at the
sweat-pants-wearing enigma that is Carl in Cybernetic
Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. If you don't get
ATHF by the end of Volume
One, don't waste your time and money on Volume
Two. But if you're like me, you'll need them both and
you'll be waiting with baited breath for Volume
Three.
Extras are somewhat sparse on Volume One, limited to a handful of
hit-or-miss commentaries by the creative team, the original cut of
Rabbot (the pilot episode),
and a funny bit created for the 2002 San Diego Comic-Con. They kick
it up a notch on Volume Two. In addition to commentaries, you get
Baffler Meal, the episode of
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
that ATHF is sort of but not
quite a spinoff from. There's an extremely funny making-of
featurette entitled Future Wolf II: Never
Cry Wolf: Origin of the Series. Future
Wolf III is an extensive gallery of art and sketches
accompanied by series music from Schooly D. I wish more discs with
galleries would run like this instead of being user-controlled. As
it is, Future Wolf III stands
as sort of a de facto soundtrack to ATHF.
Also included are a few deleted scenes, understandably brief
considering how short each episode is. Plus, both volumes feature a
plethora of Easter eggs. Volume One
hides its deleted scenes throughout the discs but the eggs on Volume
Two are well worth seeking out. Egg hunters will discover
in their entirety the live-action and puppet TV broadcasts featured
in such episodes as Mayhem of the
Mooninites and Universal
Remonster. At least one of these made me laugh harder
than any hidden feature I've ever discovered ("This is your
left and that's your left...").
Also hailing from the warped minds at Adult Swim is Sealab
2021. Like Space Ghost
and Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law,
Sealab 2021 takes an
all-but-forgotten cartoon from the past and twists it inside out.
Sealab springs from Sealab
2020, a series that followed the adventures of an
underwater lab of scientists and explorers. Sealab
2021 takes that premise and assumes that everybody on
board Sealab has gone completely and irretrievably stir crazy. Sealab
2021 isn't as consistently funny as Aqua
Teen Hunger Force or Space
Ghost but its best episodes are worth watching again and
again. I'm partial to Radio Free Sealab,
in which a bored Captain Murphy becomes a shock jock on a pirate
radio station, and the bizarre All That
Jazz, a cautionary tale about the perils of becoming
addicted to scorpion venom.
The extras on the first set devoted to Sealab
2021 are sparse but not bad. Most interesting is the
pitch pilot which (A) makes you appreciate how far the series has
come from concept to execution and (B) makes you wonder why Cartoon
Network ever bought the idea in the first place. You also get
alternate endings from the pilot episode, I,
Robot, and deleted scenes from the episode Little
Orphan Angry. Finally, there's the uncensored version of
the bleep-filled final scene of Radio
Free Sealab. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that
censorship just doesn't work. Whatever you imagined they were saying
is infinitely filthier than what they actually said. Or maybe that's
just me. As for the technical aspects of these discs, all of them
are of the same high quality. Picture quality is across the board
excellent, bright, crisp and colorful. Audio is Dolby Digital 2.0
and each disc sounds terrific.
The Adult Swim shows are something of an acquired taste and if you
don't want to acquire that taste, I can't hold that against you.
You're probably smarter than the rest of us. But if you like this
kind of thing, DVD was made to showcase these programs. They're
fast, snappy, and as addictive as popcorn chicken. Sealab
2021 is just fine but if you're looking for the best in
absurdist animated comedy, you've got to swim on over to Aqua
Teen Hunger Force. Number one in the hood, G.
Aqua
Teen Hunger Force: Volume One
Program Rating: A
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): A/B+/C
Aqua
Teen Hunger Force: Volume Two
Program Rating: A
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): A/B+/B+
Sealab
2021: Season One
Program Rating: B-
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): A/B+/C
Mystery
Science Theater 3000: The Essentials
1991-93 (2004) - Rhino
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Mystery
Science Theater 3000, or MST3K
for short, is one of those shows I always felt I should love but
didn't quite. On the one hand, the show's format always seemed
like the post-modern logical extension to afternoon horror hosts
like Zacherley. Instead of restraining their wisecracks to the
bumpers before and after commercials, MST3K
inserted the wisecracks into the cheesy movies themselves. This
could often be very, very funny but in the back of my mind, I
always felt like MST3K was
taking away part of the fun of these movies. Yes, it's virtually
impossible to watch the caveman epic Eegah!
with a straight face and an open mind but isn't it more fun to
make the jokes yourself instead of listening to others do it for
you? Fortunately, creator/host Joel Hodgson and his robot pals
Tom Servo and Crow were at least as funny as you and your
friends (often funnier depending on who you and your friends
are). But while I grew to enjoy MST3K
whenever they were watching a movie, I always felt the linking
skits were a lot weaker.
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Rhino's
new "best-of" DVD, The
Essentials, lives up to its name by presenting two of the
very best episodes of MST3K.
Both of the feature presentations in these set are craptacular
classics, legitimate contenders for the very worst movies ever made.
And in each case, the linking material is above average, almost on a
par with the gags in the movies themselves.
The first disc finds Joel and the 'bots enduring a mini double
feature. First up is the conclusion to the industrial short film
Hired! I always thought the
occasional short films were highlights of MST3K.
If you've seen any of Fantoma's Educational
Archives series, you know they practically parody
themselves. The Satellite of Love crew makes short work of this one,
in which a young go-getter is taught to be a better car salesman.
After this, it's time for the main event: the 1966 opus "Manos"
- The Hands of Fate. A typical family gets lost while on
vacation and they're forced to accept the hospitality of creepy
servant Torgo, his undead master Manos, and Manos' harem of
wrasslin' wives. This movie is genuinely inept and Joel, Tom and
Crow have a field day with it.
Even better (or worse, depending on how you look at it) is the
holiday fun-fest Santa Claus Conquers the
Martians on disc two. This should be a Christmas
perennial in any household as far as I'm concerned. A couple of
Martian kids (including a young Pia Zadora) are depressed and lonely
and their folks figure that the reason is because they're missing
out on the Earth holiday called Christmas. So the Martians head to
Earth and kidnap the jolly old elf, but not before snatching a
couple of Earth kids in the bargain, and force them to churn out
toys for all the Martian kiddies. Everything turns out OK in the end
and the audience is encouraged to sing along to the endless holiday
non-classic, "Hooray For Santy Claus". This episode also
features some of the best original material in MST3K
history, including the terrific "Patrick Swayze Christmas"
song.
Rhino's presentation of the episodes is fairly average,
unfortunately. Obviously I'm not going to take away any points for
the low quality of the movies themselves. But the audio quality on
both of these discs leaves a lot to be desired. It's all over the
map and you'll have to ride the volume control with a ready finger
in order to make out all the dialogue. The image on both is fine for
what it is. The movies look awful, of course, but the original video
material is fine, if a little hot looking. The only bonus feature is
a lengthy blooper reel on the first disc. Fine for the MST3K
faithful but a little thin if you aren't a dyed-in-the-wool fan.
The word "essential" is tossed around a lot these days on
greatest hits albums, DVDs, and books. In this case, it's applied
correctly. "Manos"
and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
are two of the very best episodes of Mystery
Science Theater 3000. If any episodes of this show
deserve to be considered essential, it's these two. It's a fairly
no-frills package but if you're a fan of Grade-Z cinema, you need to
have these in your collection.
Mystery
Science Theater 3000: The Essentials
Program Rating: B+
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B/C/D+
Sledge
Hammer! Season One
1986-87 (2004) - Anchor Bay
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Outside
of sketch comedy shows like Saturday
Night Live and Mad TV,
parody has traditionally not found a very happy home on
television. With the exceptions of Soap
and the spy spoof Get Smart,
most parody shows have lifespans measured in weeks, not months.
Thanks to The Naked Gun
movies, everybody remembers Lt. Frank Drebin but Police
Squad!, the brilliant series that spawned the films
(and, incidentally, was much better than any of them) lasted a
mere six episodes. Apart from those series, how many parody
shows can you even name? Anybody remember the sci-fi spoof Quark?
The soapy Fresno?
Bucking the odds, at least for awhile, was the Dirty
Harry-inspired Sledge
Hammer! David Rasche starred as the title character,
a squinting, jaw-clenching cop who never confronted a problem
that couldn't be solved with a rain of bullets, whether it's
foiling a criminal or dealing with a stubborn vending machine.
Partnered with the level-headed Dori Doreau (Anne-Marie Martin,
who would later go on to co-write Twister
with husband Michael Crichton), Sledge made network comedy a
more violent place for a surprising two seasons before ABC
pulled the plug in 1988.
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If
it was unusual for ABC to give Sledge
Hammer! as much time as it did back in the 80's, it would
be even more unusual for any network to air the series at all today.
In today's climate, few networks would be willing to broadcast a
series built around casual gunplay and comic treatment of hostage
situations and terrorist threats. I can't say I blame them but, in a
way, this new sensitivity is kind of a pity because at its best,
Sledge Hammer! was genuinely
funny and subversive. Not every episode hits it out of the park but
every episode did include at least a couple jokes that made me
laugh. I'd be hard pressed to name a live-action sitcom on TV today
that can do the same.
The mix of parody elements and traditional sitcom humor doesn't
always gel. The series was certainly at its best the further out on
the limb it went. The Assault on Precinct
13-like episode State of
Sledge is a good example of this, as is Jagged
Sledge, which finds Hammer on trial for a murder he
actually didn't commit. But the most memorable episode has to be the
season finale, The Spa Who Loved Me.
Assuming the show was getting the axe, creator Alan Spencer pulled
out all the stops, culminating in the nuclear destruction of San
Francisco. When the ratings improved thanks to a last-minute
schedule change and the series was unexpectedly renewed, Spencer's
series finale was turned into a seemingly impossible-to-get-out-of
cliffhanger. Spencer's solution is revealed in a very good
documentary in this set, Go Ahead, Make
Me Laugh.
Anchor Bay has brought the first season of Sledge
Hammer! to DVD in style. The picture is soft, grainy and
certainly shows the series' age but the audio deserves high marks
thanks to Anchor Bay's decision to remove the laugh track. The
track's absence does result in some unnecessarily long reaction
pauses. However, as can be seen in the EPK from 1986 which features
clips that include the laugh track, the alternative is much, much
worse.
The extras on this set are top-notch. In addition to the new
documentary and the vintage EPK, both of which are terrific, Alan
Spencer provides commentaries on four episodes. These are OK but one
wishes that Spencer didn't feel like he always had to be "on".
Also, the track on The Spa Who Loved Me
is apparently interrupted by an earthquake. I hope this actually
happened and isn't just a gag. If it's a joke, it's not funny. If it
really happened, I guess it's unusual but it's still kind of
frustrating. Disc four also includes an alternate, unaired version
of the pilot episode, five promo spots, the "we'll be right
back" bumper, an extensive gallery of stills and memorabilia,
and Spencer's 1986 audio message to critics. Stick the disc in your
computer and you can read the script to the pilot episode as well as
the expletive-laced script submitted to Sledge's
first home, HBO. The package is rounded out with a 16-page booklet
designed as an internal affairs report.
Sledge Hammer! hasn't aged as
well as Police Squad!,
unfortunately. It isn't quite as hilarious today as I thought it was
when I was 17. But it was a unique voice in television and deserves
to be revisited on DVD (as does Police
Squad!, but that's another matter). Anchor Bay did well
to bring the series back to life. There's nothing else like it on
the air at the moment, so if you're just discovering Sledge for the
first time, you may well find it as terrific as I did back in '86.
Sledge
Hammer! Season One
Program Rating: B-
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): C+/B+/A- |
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