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Babylon
5: The Movie Collection
1993-98 (2004) - Warner Bros.
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OK,
if you're a fan of J. Michael Straczyinski's sci-fi series, move
along. There's nothing for you to see here. I will admit right
up front that I had never seen so much as a single frame of Babylon
5 before popping in the first disc of this five-DVD
set. I'd heard good things, however, and thought perhaps The
Movie Collection would be a decent jumping-on point.
After all, the set includes The
Gathering, the re-edited version of the B5
pilot. And while the Star Trek
movies are certainly closer to the hearts of long-time Trekkies
(or Trekkers or whatever you're calling yourselves this week),
they aren't so insular that casual viewers can't watch and
appreciate them. Turns out, I was wrong. Babylon
5 may or may not be a great science fiction series
but The Movie Collection
is not the place to find out.
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The
Gathering gets things off to a rocky start, introducing
the crew of the gi-normous space station Babylon 5 in what amounts
to a sci-fi episode of Murder, She Wrote.
Everyone is anticipating the arrival of the Vorlon ambassador, the
final and most mysterious alien representative to take up residence
on B5. But the second the Vorlon arrives, an attempt is made on his
life. Whodunit? And will the assassination attempt destroy the peace
talks between the aliens? I'll give the series the benefit of the
doubt and assume that the various plot threads introduced here
become more interesting as time goes on but within the
hour-and-a-half of The Gathering,
I really didn't care what happened. A lot of characters are
introduced in a short time and almost none of them make much
impression. If I had seen this as the first episode of the series, I
doubt very much I would have come back for more.
The second movie, In the Beginning,
is an improvement over the first despite the fact that I had even
less of an idea what was going on. The movie reaches back to the
beginning, showing the conflict between humans and aliens that led
to the creation of the Babylon stations. At the same time, it jumps
ahead to some years after the events of The
Gathering, as the back story is told by Londo, now an
emperor of his world but an ambassador on B5 in The
Gathering. In the Beginning
suffers from some of the same clunky dialogue that hurt The
Gathering but here at least is some indication of the
size and scope of Straczynski's story. This was the only movie in
this set that actually intrigued me and made me want to know more of
these characters' stories.
That good will was pretty much squandered in the next two
essentially stand-alone films, Thirdspace
and The River of Souls. Thirdspace
looks at the chaotic results of discovering a mysterious artifact in
hyperspace which begins to fog and control the minds of those aboard
Babylon 5. It's an exercise in mixing Lovecraftian horror with
science fiction that scared me not at all. However, it's a
masterpiece compared to the absurd River
of Souls, which has to be the worst film of the set. A
slumming Martin Sheen guest stars as an alien soul harvester looking
to retrieve a stolen collection of souls. This provides an excuse
for a lot of ponderous talk about the existence or non-existence of
God and heaven of the type that should really be outlawed from
science fiction. River of Souls
is a bad movie by any definition, from its tedious setup to Sheen's
laughable performance.
The collection is completed by A Call to
Arms, apparently a bridge between the conclusion of Babylon
5 and the new series Crusade.
This one was OK, getting back into the elaborate B5 master story
which is clearly the most interesting part of this series. I
disliked having characters linked and told what to do via dreams and
visions, which always seems narratively lazy to me, but once things
get going, A Call to Arms
isn't bad. But by this point, it was too little, too late and I
can't see myself going back to fill in the blanks with the regular
Babylon 5 series. But like I
said, if you loved the show, more power to you. These movies
probably mean a lot more to you than they do to the rest of us.
Warner's DVD treatment of the B5
movies is pretty good. The Gathering
is presented in its original full-frame aspect ratio while the other
four movies are given the anamorphic widescreen treatment. There's a
big disparity in quality between the CGI effects sequences and the
rest of the series that I found a bit jarring. I'm sure these
effects were state of the art at the time but today, you can find
effects that are as good or better on PlayStation 2. All five movies
are presented in Dolby Digital 5.1 and all of them sound above
average or better. As for extras, each movie is given a brief video
introduction which, if you're a newbie like me, you should
definitely watch beforehand. Each disc also boasts a commentary
track by creator J. Michael Straczynski and other creative
personnel, including production designer John Iacovelli, Mike Vejar
(director of In the Beginning
and A Call to Arms), Thirdspace
director Jesus Trevino, River of Souls
director Janet Greek and assorted actors and actresses. These
commentaries also helped me to fill in some of the blanks from the
series and if you like the movies more than I did, they may intrigue
you enough that you'll want to give the series a shot. Finally, the
fifth disc contains a short featurette called Creating
the Future examining the scientific realities behind B5's
designs.
Like I said at the outset, Babylon 5:
The Movie Collection is not for me. B5
completists will no doubt be very happy with the set. But if you're
new to the series and want to give it a shot, do yourself a favor
and start with season one. The Movie
Collection is not a short cut into the world of Babylon
5. It's a detour that goes around and above it while only
occasionally cutting through the heart of it.
Babylon
5: The Movie Collection
Program Rating: C-
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B/B+/C+
Gerry
Anderson's Thunderbirds: International Rescue Edition
(Thunderbirds Are Go / Thunderbird 6)
1966-68 (2004) - MGM
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Just
to show you that The Bottom Shelf
hasn't turned its back on the silver screen in favor of all TV all
the time, let's look at a couple of bona fide theatrical motion
pictures... based on a TV show. Gerry Anderson's sixties cult hit,
Thunderbirds, was one of his
most popular efforts in the Supermarionation style. The show was a
phenomenon in the UK, leading to a pair of feature-length spinoffs:
Thunderbirds Are Go (1966) and
Thunderbird 6 (1968). MGM
released the two movies in a snazzy box set a few months back, no
doubt hoping to capitalize on the wave of Thunderbirds-mania
that would sweep the country in the wake of this summer's live
action remake. Whoops. Well, perhaps they can still cash in on
renewed interest in puppets after the release of Trey Parker and
Matt Stone's Thunderbirds-inspired
Team America: World Police. Or
perhaps not because while MGM's International
Rescue Edition is almost certain to please longtime fans,
I can't imagine it will win over any new converts to Thunderbirds.
For those who aren't familiar with the series, Thunderbirds
follows the adventures of the Tracy family in International Rescue,
based on a high-tech tropical island and equipped with five of the
most cutting-edge vehicles (the Thunderbirds) the sixties could come
up with. Along with aristocratic spy Lady Penelope, her butler
Parker, and their Asian love puppet Tin-Tin, the Tracy boys keep the
world safe from such nefarious evil-doers as The Hood. The first
movie, Thunderbirds Are Go,
starts off with The Hood sabotaging the launch of Zero-X, the first
manned mission to Mars. Six months later, all systems are go for
another attempt and International Rescue is there to make sure
things go smoothly. Sure enough, The Hood tries again but Lady
Penelope stops him and it's off to Mars. The crew of Zero-X cruises
around the Martian surface for awhile, gets attacked by rock snakes,
then comes home. And that's about it, really, except for an extended
dream sequence in which Alan Tracy and Lady Penelope have a date in
an outer space nightclub where Cliff Richard and The Shadows are
performing.
The sequel, Thunderbird 6, is
marginally more plot-oriented. Brains designs a spectacular new
passenger vessel called Skyship One but can't go on its maiden
voyage because Jeff Tracy assigns him the task of developing a sixth
Thunderbird rescue vehicle. Alan, Lady Penelope, Parker and Tin-Tin
board Skyship One for a round-the-world trip. Unbeknownst to them,
the entire crew is murdered and replaced with high-jackers who have
an elaborate, drawn-out scheme to fake a message from Lady Penelope
to lure the rest of the International Rescue team into an ambush.
Eventually that message is sent but Alan and Penelope are able to
warn the Tracys in time and the Thunderbirds race to Skyship One to
rescue their friends.
Both Thunderbirds movies are
fun to look at and boast some incredible miniature effects
(especially if you like explosions) by Derek Meddings, who would go
on to work on many of the best James Bond films. Thunderbirds
Are Go has the rock snakes which are pretty cool and if
you like weird 60's moments, you'll love the puppet versions of
Cliff Richard and The Shadows. Thunderbird
6 doesn't have anything quite that peculiar but there are
plenty of great effects and eye-popping sets, including the game
room on board Skyship One and the Swiss restaurant where food is
delivered to the table by miniature electric trains. But for me, the
novelty factor was outweighed by the films' sluggish, episodic
pacing. Neither film really tells much of a story. They're just
these series of events that are marginally connected to each other.
Characters and events will be introduced that seem like they're plot
points but they're never followed up on. And perhaps it's just me,
but Supermarionation, for all its virtues, isn't really the ideal
way to tell an action story. The puppets can't really walk, much
less run, so most of their action is restricted to movable command
chairs. It's like an all-parapalegic action movie. And because they
have basically just one facial expression, there isn't much tension
when the puppets are in need of rescuing.
But like I said, Thunderbirds
has its following and if you're a member of its cult, you'll likely
be very pleased with MGM's discs. Both movies have been given a
sonic upgrade, including a DTS track if you can believe it, and
sound very good considering their age. They also look great with a
clean, clear picture that enhances Meddings' effects work. Each disc
also contains a decent number of complimentary extras. Both films
have fond, informative commentaries by producer Sylvia Anderson and
director David Lane. They also include featurettes (three per disc)
focusing on the history of the series, the design of the puppets,
the vehicles and the visual effects. Each disc includes its film's
trailer, an animated photo gallery that plays over music from the
film, and a Thunderbirds game.
The box itself is a shiny metallic blue that unfolds to reveal a
punch-out spaceport you can assemble and the set also includes a
sheet of Thunderbirds magnets!
Thunderbirds isn't for
everybody and may well be better suited to short-form episodic
television than feature-length films. But if you grew up with the
Tracy family, you'll likely find this box set to be F.A.B.
Thunderbirds
Are Go
Film Rating: C+
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B+/B/B
Thunderbird
6
Film Rating: C+
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B/B/B-
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