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DVD
reviews by Peter Schorn of The Digital Bits
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The
Transporter
Special Delivery Edition
- 2002 (2005) - 20th Century Fox
Film Rating: B-
Disc Ratings (Video/Extras): A/B-
Audio Ratings (DD/DTS): A-/A-
French writer-director-producer Luc Besson has spent the entire
21st Century not directing anything released since his hat trick
of La Femme Nikita, Leon
(The Professional) and
The Fifth Element followed
by the disappointment of The
Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc in the 1990s.
Chop-socky flavored films such as the Jet Li-fronted Unleashed
and Kiss of the Dragon
have been penned by Besson, allowing them to be advertised as "from
the director of" the aforementioned films, but he has left
the shot-calling to others.
Another of his script jobs was The
Transporter which is getting a coincidentally-timed
double-dip re-release as the Special
Delivery Edition to cash in on its
incrementally-numbered sequel's release. Starring appealing
tough guy Jason Statham as Frank Martin - an ex-Special Forces
soldier living in the sunny south of France - it's a brisk, but
shallow action flick with pretty sights, but little on its mind:
It's a bimbo of a movie.
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Frank
does his driver-for-hire business under three simple rules: No
changing the deal after terms are set; no names; no looking in the
package. After the opening heist getaway scene, he's contracted to
deliver a bag. When he gets a flat tire on the way, he pops the
trunk to get the spare and is surprised to see that the bag is
moving. Bothered that someone may be in physical distress, he breaks
his own rule to bring it a soda and discovers those contents are a
beautiful Chinese woman named Lai (Shi Qi).
When the recipients double-cross him after the delivery, he pays
them a payback visit and ends up with Lai tagging along,
complicating his previously quiet and well-ordered life. Local
police detective Tarconi (François Berléand) is also
sniffing around, investigating the various doings, aware that
despite Frank's sketchy dealings, he is far from being the worst of
the bad guys.
About halfway though the movie, the plot gets lost as it brings in
Lai's evil father and some badly-handled and poorly-explained
business involving people being smuggled in a shipping container and
it's all rather thin, indicating that Besson must've run out of
napkin while writing.
What The Transporter does best
is its action set pieces and veteran Hong Kong director Cory Yuen
stages the chases and elaborate brawls with slick aplomb. Statham is
a surprisingly convincing fighter and his gruff charm works well
here. Shu Qi is gorgeous, matching the tourism bureau scenery. When
it's not trying to tell its weak story, The
Transporter is a decent popcorn movie. Unfortunately,
with the balance a bit too heavy on the debit side, it ultimately
doesn't deliver. (Groan.)
The 2.35:1 anamorphic transfer is beautiful with loads of fine
detail and rich, saturated colors that make me want to visit the
south of France and drive fast with Shu Qi, too. If you look hard,
you can spot some very infrequent bits of softness and maybe some
noise in the shadow areas, but you've got to be ignoring the picture
while staring at the pixels. The full screen version that was on the
original DVD release was left in a car trunk at the airport and
isn't missed.
With all the zooming, you might expect some sonic booming and
whether you go with the English Dolby Digital 5.1 or (new to this
release) DTS 5.1, you'll get a nice kick in the seat. As expected,
the DTS has a bit more junk in the trunk, but I thought the Dolby
track had more presence in the surrounds. Dialogue, music and sound
effects are well balanced and the dynamic mix didn't have any
noticeable distortion or hiss. Spanish and French Dolby 2.0 Surround
tracks and subtitles in English and Spanish are also available.
Carrying over from the first release are the commentary by Statham
and producer Steven Chasman; a 12-minute-long making-of featurette
and 15 minutes of unrated fight footage with optional commentary by
Statham, Chasman and Yuen. The fight footage is in rough cut form
without complete sound (just a music score) and was pared down to
secure a PG-13 rating and because when it was all clumped together,
it got numbing. The making-of is your basic EPK type piece and the
commentary is casual and chatty.
New to this release is another half-hour making-of which immediately
confused me by mostly interviewing Louis Leterrier who acted as "artistic
director", which I gather means he concentrated on the
dialogue-heavy scenes, while Cory Yuen garnered the full director
credit for handling the action. Interviews with the cast talk about
the challenges of working on a multi-lingual set (French, Chinese,
English) and Shu Qi talks about her race to get up to speed with
English. Lots of behind-the-scenes footage is included and it's an
OK feature as far as it goes.
There is a single storyboard-to-film comparison of the beginning of
the ending action sequence and a 10-minute long preview EPK for The
Transporter 2 somewhat hidden behind the non-descriptive
title of Inside Look. Finally
a voucher worth $7.50 toward a ticket to The
Transporter 2 good through the month of September 2005 is
the cherry on this DVD's double-dip sundae.
If you own the prior edition or have no desire to catch the sequel,
there's little to recommend this trip, but if you're looking for an
OK action picture with pretty scenery, a pretty girl, good action
and a free ticket to ride the sequel, this may fill the bill for
you. If you're interested in seeing more of Shu Qi, check out the
film she made with Yuen before this called So
Close, which was meant as Sony's Asian version of Charlie's
Angels, but never got much notice here. It's not a great
movie either, but it's got cute girls and good action, so how evil
can it be?
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Tommy
Boy
Holy Schnike Edition
- 1995 (2005) - Paramount
Film Rating: B+
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B+/B/B
When I first saw Tommy Boy,
my two-word review was "affably dopey". While it
launched Chris Farley's starring role film career after five
years on Saturday Night Live,
he never made another film that was as good (or a fraction as
good) before he died of substance abuse less than three years
after its release. Not a huge box office success during its
theatrical run, it has remained a quiet popular favorite in the
ensuing decade and now it's getting a deluxe DVD reissue in the
form of the two-disc Holy Schnike
Edition.
Farley is Tommy Callahan III, the son of an auto parts
manufacturer (Brian Dennehy) in Sandusky, Ohio. Finally eking
out grade that allows him to graduate from college after seven
years, he returns home to work for his dad, despite being the
embodiment of the term "lummox". Dad announces that
he's remarrying - his fat farm trainer, Beverly (Bo Derek) - and
along with her comes her adult son, Paul (Rob Lowe), who Tommy
instantly embraces as a brother, much to Paul's distaste.
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When
Big Tom dies at his wedding, the future of the company and the town
itself rests upon whether Tommy can make the sales road trip his Dad
had planned to launch a new line of brake parts. Failure means
disaster for everyone and Tommy isn't the sharpest tool in the shed,
so he's given his father's aide, Richard (David Spade), to guide
him, much to his distaste as well.
What follows is the usual string of road movie pitfalls, pratfalls
and set pieces as Tommy blows sales and tries Richard's patience.
His new stepmother and brother may not be what they appear to be and
what are the intentions of auto retail magnate Ray Zalinsky (Dan
Aykroyd) if he buys the company? Hilarity ensues.
What distinguishes Tommy Boy
from similar broad comedies is its warmth and heart. Too often, some
comedies use aggressive and downright mean antics as they try for
laughs, but for all the snarky putdowns from Spade, a sense of cruel
malice is missing to the movie's great benefit. The sidebar romantic
scenes between Tommy and the plant's cute shipping clerk, Michelle
(Julie Warner), are sweet and she gets her own moment to shine with
an outburst that shoos away some bullying kids.
I was never a big Chris Farley fan, especially after he stomped down
the accelerator on death trip to follow John Belushi - whom he was
frequently compared to - to an early grave. His frightful appearance
a mere nine months before his death at the 1997
Academy Awards - extremely obese, drenched in sweat and
looking coked-to-the-chins - signaled that he wasn't likely long for
this plane. But here he managed to show the big, well-meaning heart
underneath the terminal underachiever. Even Spade's trademark
sarcasm is entertaining, not having become his sole defining trait
of his later career.
The 1.85:1 anamorphic transfer appears to have been made from an
older print for light dirt and wear is evident. Detail, particularly
in the foreground is excellent, though distant objects are a little
softer. Colors are free of noise, but contrast is a bit muted
because of the chronically-overcast conditions the film was shot
under. Light grain is present, but not very distracting.
The English Dolby 5.1 Surround track is fairly front-loaded with
only isolated instances of surround activity, but dialogue and music
are well-balanced, clear and free of hiss and distortion.
In the extras department, we start with director Peter Segal's
feature-length commentary. It's fairly interesting and casual,
though many of the scene-specific tidbits were familiar to me
because I'd watched the second disc of extras first. He notes that
while Farley's addictions are legend, he was sober and very focused
during the production of the film.
The well-stocked second disc opens with Tommy
Boy: Behind the Laughter, a half-hour collection of new
interviews with just about everyone involved with the making of the
movie. The piecemeal development of the script - scenes were being
written on the fly - and tough shooting process necessitated due to
Spade and Farley's simultaneous SNL
duties makes the quality of the end result even more impressive.
Stories from the Side of the Road
is a quarter-hour relating the specific inspirations for the various
memorable bits. Just the Two of Us
is nice discussion of how the relationship between Tommy and Richard
was very close to Farley and Spade's real-life friendship, including
how Spade ripped on Farley, to Farley's constant amusement. Growing
Up Farley has Chris' brothers telling stories of their
rabble-rousing upbringing and wasn't very interesting.
There are a half-dozen deleted scenes with intros from Segal; a
half-dozen "extended takes" which are just raw takes from
a certain angle; 15 extended scenes - some of which are merely an
extra line or two, others substantially longer; 7 storyboard
comparisons; a 4-1/2 minute long gag reel; a photo gallery of about
50 production snapshots; a whopping 19 TV spots in both 15 and
30-second flavors, and the theatrical trailer. Some of this stuff is
quantity over quality, but much of it has some passing merit and the
very end of the blooper reel is a hoot.
Any self-respecting comedy film library should have a copy of Tommy
Boy in it and the Holy Schnike
Edition is a fine version to pick up - though Paramount
makes you chapter skip through a half-dozen trailers before you get
to the main menu. The movie is a sweet treat, the disc quality is
good and short of Farley crawling from the grave to kick in his
one-fiftieth of a dollar the extras aren't going to get much more
comprehensive.
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Pirates
of Silicon Valley
1999 (2005) - Turner Network Television (Warner Home Video)
Film Rating: B-
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B/B/D-
Long before Bill Gates became a Sith Lord and Steve Jobs the
head of a fanatical death cult, they were just brilliant, if
sometimes confused, young men who by a combination of smarts,
guile and occasional dumb luck, managed to revolutionize the
world. So pervasive is the personal computer in our world, it's
easy to forget that only 30 years ago, the means for me to write
and you to read this review didn't exist!
Pirates of Silicon Valley
is a breezy, but unfocused, primer on the early days of the
Apple and Microsoft corporations. Jobs (Noah Wyle) is a restless
young man attending Berkley who wants to start a revolution
without a shot; Gates (Anthony Michael Hall) is a poker-playing
nerd at Harvard. In the mid-to-late-Seventies, they started on
their respective ascents (and descents) and the film does a
decent job of portraying some of the key milestones when it can
keep its mind on the story.
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Using
Jobs partner (and real brains behind the first Apple computers)
Steve Wozniak (Joey Slotnick) and rambunctious Gates wingman Steve
Ballmer (John DiMaggio) - there sure are a lot of Steve's in this
story - as narrators addressing the camera and occasionally
interfacing with CG backgrounds, the story bubbles along nicely in a
manner that's understandable to non-nerds.
Where the movie stumbles is in its digressions into personal details
of their lives which don't have any bearing on their businesses.
Jobs is first shown as a hippie following various bliss; later a
lout with a illegitimate daughter that he initial avoided
responsibility. Time is wasted showing Gates as a leadfoot and doing
stuff like racing bulldozers in the dead of night, damaging
co-founder Paul Allen's (Josh Hopkins) car. In a longer movie, these
scenes may've provided some flavor, but with a mere 97 minutes to
work with, it's superfluous.
Most of the time is spent on Jobs story and it's pretty a
bare-knuckled in showing the darker side of Jobs. He's aloof and
verbally abusive to his minions, never paying compliments, opting to
denigrate instead of encourage. He pits the Macintosh team against
the Apple II team and while other counsel that he's tearing the firm
apart, he believes that growth requires conflict. (Apple's sub-5%
market share shows how well that thinking worked. Without the iPod
and the educational markets, where would they be?) What we don't get
is why Jobs inspires such adulation in his devotees? Charisma must
count for something, but we're not shown much here.
Gates is given much shorter shrift, basically portrayed as being
jealous of Apple and conniving in his dealing - ever the poker
player in all his affairs. But in the end, we don't really learn
much about what made him tick and how he was able to parley
second-best goods into the world's largest personal fortune. The
giant leap between Jobs' sacking and the unholy alliance between the
two firms that bookends the story is ignored and thus no real
significance can be drawn by the denouement.
The video quality of the 1.33:1 full screen is mixed. Colors are
good and free of noise and smearing. Detail is very good and
edge-enhancement isn't an issue, but some darker scenes get muddy in
the shadow details and lose definition. Skin tones are accurate and
grain is minor.
On the audible side of the ledger, the English (or Spanish) Dolby
Digital 2.0 Surround mix (subtitles in English and Spanish) is a
respectable audio track with the dialogue and haphazardly-chosen
songs in proper balance, but material like this isn't meant to show
off the surround rig in the first place.
The only extra - if you can call it that - is a 3-1/2 minute long
DVD Intro by Noah Wyle, which
relates that he was contacted by Jobs after the show aired and
invited to play him at the MacWorld keynote address in front of
10,000 people. There are a few trailers and it's interesting to see
the Pirates trailer has
several scenes that weren't in the finished film.
While Pirates of Silicon Valley
is pretty accurate when it wants to be, it leaves too many gaps in
the narrative, especially toward the end. A far better and still
entertaining documentary on the subject is the 3-hour-long PBS show,
Triumph of the Nerds, which
covers this same terrain through interviews with all the players
themselves. The big stumbling block to recommending picking that up
instead is the insanely not great price tag of $50. As good as it
is, it's not $50 good and the DVD omits some of the original's
footage.
Peter Schorn
peterschorn@thedigitalbits.com
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