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review added: 8/25/99
The Films of Rudy Ray
Moore on DVD
reviews by Todd Doogan,
special to The Digital Bits
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Dolemite
1975 (1999) - Xenon Entertainment Group/Dimensions Pictures
Film Rating: C
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras):
C-/C-/B+
Specs and Features:
90 mins, R, full frame (1.33:1), single-sided, single-layered,
Amaray keep case packaging, trailers for Dolemite,
Shaolin Dolemite and The
Legend Of Dolemite, lyrics to Shine
And The Great Titanic and The
Signifying Monkey (with access to the corresponding
scenes in the film), 3 scenes from the documentary The
Legend Of Dolemite, Rudy Ray Moore's bio, film-themed
menu screens, scene access (24 chapters), languages: English (DD "Hi-Fi"
mono), subtitles: none
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The
Human Tornado (aka Dolemite II)
1976 (1999) - Xenon Entertainment Group/Dimensions Pictures
Film Rating: C-
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras):
C+/C-/B-
Specs and Features:
85 mins, R, full frame (1.33:1), single-sided, single-layered,
Amaray keep case packaging, original theatrical poster, theatrical
trailers for Dolemite, The
Human Tornado, Shaolin
Dolemite and The Legend Of
Dolemite, film-themed menu screens, scene access (24
chapters), languages: English (DD "Hi-Fi" mono),
subtitles: none
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Disco
Godfather (aka Avenging Disco Godfather)
1979 (1999) - Xenon Entertainment Group/Dimensions Pictures
Film Rating: D
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras):
C-/C-/B-
Specs and Features:
93 mins, R, full frame (1.33:1 aspect ratio), single-sided,
single-layered, Amaray keep case packaging, original theatrical
poster, theatrical trailers for Dolemite,
The Human Tornado, Shaolin
Dolemite and Black Godfather,
film-themed menu screens, scene access: (19 chapters), languages:
English (DD "Hi-Fi" mono), subtitles: none |
Rudy Ray Moore might
not have reinvented cinema, but he is a pioneer when it comes to
comedy. Moore peppered his bits with enough four-letter words and
sexual innuendo (and not so innuendo) to make Richard Pryor and Redd
Foxx blink. He found great success doing comedy party albums, and he
also single-handedly shaped what would become hip-hop music, by
performing rap before Grand Master Flash and The Sugar Hill Gang
even bought a Dr. Seuss book. Moore's stand-up creation Dolemite,
was quickly turned into a film character (and later an icon of "blaxpoitation"
films), even though Dolemite
more closely resembles the style of Bruce Lee films. Funded by Moore
out of his own pocket (and helped by sales of his album Eat
Out More Often), Dolemite's
high-flying karate heroics, little-man-versus-big-man storylines,
and bad dubbing work on many different levels, although none very
high-brow.
Although originally laughed at for trying to make a film, Moore's
creation proved to be a minor success, and even helped float the
blaxpoitation bubble for a few more years, before it faded out in
the late 1970s. Moore followed Dolemite
with The Human Tornado, a
sequel of sorts that did good business, but not as good as the
original. Moore temporarily shucked off the Dolemite character, and
played the seminal part of Goldie in Monkey
Hustle, and then did one more film, Petey
Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-In-law, before blaxpoitation
finally puttered out with the demise of urban theater houses. After
that, Moore jumped head-first into the disco craze with his fifth
and final film of the 70's, The Avenging
Disco Godfather (now shortened to Disco
Godfather), in which he coined the term, "Put your
weight on it."
Today, Moore is still active in comedy, and is even getting
involved in film once again. He's played supporting roles in a
handful of films, including B.A.P.S.
and Fakin' Da Funk, and he's
recently completed a third Dolemite
film: Shaolin Dolemite (filmed
in China). Whatever Moore is doing, his fans are here to follow.
Take a trip back down the blaxpoitation candy highway, as we look at
three of Moore's films currently on DVD. Like us, I'm sure you look
forward to more of Mr. Rudy Ray Moore -- at least the clothed Mr.
Rudy Ray Moore. Some things are best not shared, and after you get a
gander in The Human Tornado,
you might just agree.
Dolemite
Dolemite is a nightclub owner accused of a crime he didn't commit.
Framed and sent to prison for 8 years, Dolemite is eventually freed
on one condition: he must help bring down the real bad guy, Willie
Green. This isn't going to be easy, so with the help of his club
manager, Queen Bee, and her girls, Dolemite will stop at nothing to
bring the world down upon Willie Green's head. His first step is to
take back his club, The Total Experience. Next, is to make sure his
girls are prepared for battle, by having them trained as kung fu
experts. And after that, he's free for some wild loving. Okay, so
the summary is starting to degenerate a bit. It went from being
somewhat believable, to being downright laughable. Let me tell you
something right off: Dolemite
is probably THE worst film ever made. The acting here is some of the
worst acting captured on film. The writing is even worse than the
acting. Wanna talk about production values? Here's a game to play
when watching Dolemite - count
the number of boom mics that inadvertently appear in the picture. It
gets worse... and yet it gets better too. Dolemite
may be the worst film ever made, but it's also endearing. As much
bluster as Rudy Ray Moore has with the character he created as a
comedy act, Dolemite is also, God help me, sweet. He cares about his
world, his friends and the girls he works with. It's stupid, but
fun. It's like MST3K, without
having to watch the silhouettes.
You can tell Moore really wanted to do a good job. And Moore is a
legend in his own right. He truly is the godfather of rap, having
been cited as being one of the first performers to use rhyme to sell
a story about urban environs, and using multiple swear words to get
his point across. He may never be remembered for his contribution to
film, but his comedy inspired a musical genre. Dolemite
is worth seeing -- it's quite funny, and it's a good example to
young filmmakers of what NOT to do with your small budget. As
blaxpoitation goes, this is hardly Shaft
or Foxy Brown - but it isn't
supposed to be. Dolemite is
its own thing, and definitely succeeds in being what it is. Dolemite
is the best Dolemite movie
ever made.
The DVD for Dolemite is
simply okay. I could rip it to shreds, with its sub-par video and
Dolby Digital "Hi-Fi" (hey - it says that on the case)
mono soundtrack, but what's the point? I can't compare this to a
Criterion release, and I'm not going to. The transfer does have some
artifacting problems, but it's nothing that's going to keep you from
enjoying it. The soundtrack is clear -- not fully rounded, but it
does its job. Most of the film is shot during the day, and on bright
pseudo-porn sets, so the images look somewhat respectable on DVD.
The extras include a whole bunch of badly digitized trailers,
snippets from a documentary about Rudy Ray Moore, and transcriptions
of the rhymes, with links to the scenes they appear in in the film.
The problem here, is that you aren't sent back to the "rhyme"
menu when the scene is done, so it's more like another type of scene
access than a true special feature. Still, this DVD is a plenty
adequate way to see Dolemite
-- a no big deal film, on a no big deal disc -- but still kinda fun
for what it is.
The Human Tornado (aka Dolemite II)
In The Human Tornado,
Dolemite is on the run from a redneck sheriff, who caught him in bed
with his wife. Dolemite heads to California to visit Queen Bee and
his girls. While there, he helps her club make some money, which
pisses off a local Mafia-connected nightclub owner. The Mafia types
kidnap some of Dolemite girls, and that just makes him mad, causing
him to break out the mad kung fu skills. His love
making/torture/interrogation of the Mafia guy's wife, is some of the
best use of a false ceiling ever made (and it's a nice little nod to
Bruce Lee too -- see if you can catch what I mean).
The Human Tornado is not quite
as endearing as the original Dolemite.
The production quality is a step up, but the film is also more
self-conscious. On a positive note, Moore provides a couple of the
theme songs that make Dolemite into an even bigger superhero. On the
negative side, some of Dolemite's love-making scenes (especially
with the workout with Miss Wonderful, and an extended bout with
Hurricane Annie) are a little too laughable. Oh, well - we're
talkin' 'bout Dolemite, so I'll hush my mouth.
Between Dolemite and Human
Tornado, this is the better film transfer for DVD. It's
not super, but looks pretty good. I should also add, for you Dolemite
purists out there, this isn't the original theatrical cut of the
film. This disc is identical with the most recent Xenon video
transfer, and therefore is missing a few bits (that don't affect the
story, but might annoy a few fans out there). I'm told that those
scenes are: an opening comedy stand-up bit, an encounter with a fey
driver, that gives our hero and his crew a ride (and asks for one in
return), and of course the famous "sammich-eating scene,"
which I personally don't need to see (thanks to Mark for the run
down on the missing scenes). The sound here is standard mono -- no
big deal, but enough to hear what's going on. Extras are a bit more
limited this time. Gone are the clips, but here we have the original
poster, and a slew of trailers from other Rudy Ray Moore films. All
in all, The Human Tornado is a
worthy follow-up to the original Dolemite
-- no better, but certainly not any worse. Plus, you have to dig a
guy who can use aluminum foil as a bulletproof vest.
Disco Godfather (aka Avenging Disco
Godfather)
The first thing you need to know going into this one is that this
isn't a Dolemite film. It's
not even close. Here Rudy Ray Moore plays Tucker Williams, a former
cop turned Disco Godfather. He raps along with the disco beat, and
his dancers entertain. It's a good deal, and pretty dated. When
Tucker's nephew falls victim to angel dust, it's up to The Disco
Godfather to go around the cops and deep underground, to thwart a
very bad man's attempt at controlling America's youth. Of course,
that is, if Tucker himself can shake the monster known as angel
dust, when he is exposed to it and looses his mind.
Disco Godfather is a lesser
entry in the Rudy Ray Moore cannon of films. It's not as fun as the
other two on DVD, mostly because it's pretty preachy. Rudy's acting
is pretty bad, the writing is just as bad, and the special effects
are even worse. I'm not a very big fan of this one.
The DVD doesn't look nearly as good as the others. This is probably
because the film has a whole lot of night shots and darkly lit
scenes, which, given an original print of average quality, a so-so
analog master tape, and MPEG-2 compression, translates to tons of
artifacts. The sound does its job in a weak mono, and the extras
include only the trailers, and a poster. There is, however, a
trailer for a lost classic, The Black
Godfather, which looks to be a killer blaxpoitation
flick. But all the trailers are not so good looking, which is a
pain. This is a DVD (and film) for only the purest of fans. Not
everyone is going to enjoy it, but if dig R.R. Moore, you have to
watch it at least once.
Todd
Doogan
todddoogan@thedigitalbits.com
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Dolemite
The Human Tornado
Disco Godfather
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