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99
Women: Unrated Director's Cut
1969 (2005) - Blue Underground
Film Rating: B-
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B/B/C+
Venus in Furs
1969 (2005) - Blue Underground
Film Rating: B
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B/B/C+
The films of Jesus "Jess" Franco are an acquired
taste, to put it mildly. For one thing, there's about a zillion
of 'em (the ultra-prolific Franco's latest is Killer
Barbys vs. Dracula). So unless you have absolutely no
taste whatsoever, there's no way you're going to like them all.
Hell, even Franco doesn't like a lot of them. For another, most
of Franco's body of work rests comfortably in the less reputable
corners of the sexploitation arena. While one of his better
films is likely the relatively straightforward horror picture
The Awful Dr. Orloff,
other notable titles include such favorites as Vampyros
Lesbos, Eugenie
The
Story of Her Journey into Perversion, and these two
recently unearthed by Blue Underground.
99 Women is a great title
for a surprisingly standard women-in-prison flick. Mercedes
McCambridge is the supervisor of an island prison, answering
only to Governor Herbert Lom. McCambridge and Lom use the
inmates to satisfy their own deviant lusts (of course) until
Maria Schell turns up with reform on her mind. Pretty much
everything you expect from a women-in-prison movie is here.
Inmates in ridiculously skimpy uniforms? Check. Catfight? Double
check. Hot girl-on-girl action? Check. Warden with Nazi
literature? Check. There's no shower scene but the escaped
prisoners do take a bath in a river, so that counts.
What makes 99 Women a
Franco film are the delirious flashback sequences ostensibly
illustrating the heinous crimes committed by these women. As
stylistically interpreted by Franco's zoom lens and lurid
colors, the flashbacks are the highlights of the movie. The rest
of 99 Women is typical WIP
fare you've seen if you've ever seen anything in this genre. But
the flashbacks allow Franco to run wild.
Blue Underground has released two versions of this movie: the
unrated director's cut and an X-rated French version with
hardcore material inserted without Franco's participation. Blue
Underground didn't send me the porn version (for my own
protection, no doubt) but Franco discusses it in Jess'
Women, a featurette on the director's cut DVD, making
it clear that he had nothing to do with it. Franco has plenty of
stories in this interview, about working with McCambridge and
Lom, about his guerilla working methods, and about his
distribution troubles. The disc also includes several deleted
and alternate scenes, including one long, hilarious sequence
clumsily inserted into some prints that completely changes one
character's back story (Franco had nothing to do with that
change, either). The disc also includes a trailer and the usual
B.U. gallery.
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If
99 Women is a typical
women-in-prison movie with a few Franco flourishes, Venus
in Furs isn't your typical anything. James Darren stars
as a jazz trumpet player who sees a beautiful girl raped and killed
by a trio of perverts (led by king of the perverts, Klaus Kinski).
Or maybe he doesn't because he soon runs into her again. Now he's
obsessed with her, ignoring his girlfriend and either not noticing
or not caring that the perverts are being killed off one by one.
Or something like that, anyway. Venus in
Furs is to straightforward linear storytelling what Paris
and Nicole's The Simple Life
is to quality television. Half the time, I had no idea what was
going on in this movie and frankly, I don't think it mattered. All
you need to do is kick back and revel in the swinging sixties
atmosphere, the untamed sex and violence, and the cool, fab jazz
score by Manfred Mann.
Another Franco interview turns up on this disc, though it could
really be considered a continuation of the first one. Jesus
in Furs gives Franco the opportunity to talk about James
Darren, Kinski, his inspiration for the film, and everything else.
An audio interview with Maria Rohm is also included here,
accompanied by pertinent still photos. Rohm discusses both Venus
in Furs and 99 Women here,
so if you missed her presence on the 99
Women disc, it's made up for on this one. Wrapping things
up are the usual Blue Underground trailer and galleries.
Incidentally, both movies look and sound just fine on these discs.
Franco's use of wild colors is more pronounced in Venus
in Furs but both movies capture these aspects well on
disc in anamorphic widescreen video. Sound is limited to the
original mono tracks for both titles (no DTS upgrade for Manfred
Mann, I'm afraid) but both are as clean as can be expected.
Jess Franco fans will need no encouragement to pick up both of
these discs but if you've yet to take the plunge, these movies are
fine introductions to the wild, wild world of Franco. If you enjoy
the unhinged free-for-all that is Venus
in Furs or the women-in-prison titillation of 99
Women, by all means continue to explore his vast
filmography. If they just leave you scratching your head in
confusion, you're probably better off leaving it alone. His movies
aren't a necessary part of anybody's cinematic diet. They're like
rich, exotic, sometimes sloppily-made desserts. Fun if you can
handle them but it's no shame on you if you can't.
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Killer
Nun
1978 (2004) - Blue Underground
Film Rating: B
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B/B/C-
Just in time for the Papal Conclave, a classic piece of
nunsploitation straight from the secret files of the Vatican!
Anita Ekberg plays Sister Gertrude, a morphine-addicted nun
whose patients have developed a nasty habit of turning up all
dead-like. Might Sister Gertrude be
the Killer Nun? Mmm
could be. Or it could be her lesbian junior partner (Paola
Morra). Or is it one of the other patients?
Even with all the news from the Vatican lately, Killer
Nun is infinitely more educational. For instance, did
you know that nuns sleep nude in adjoining twin beds separated
by diaphanous curtains? Personally, I had no idea. OK, so this
is a pretty crappy movie by most standards. But are you going to
hold a movie with a title like Killer
Nun to most standards? I think not! In nunsploitation
terms, this is a hoot and a half with wild plot twists, a fair
amount of gore, and some totally insane music (that Blue
Underground wisely employs in its menus).
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Video
is presented in anamorphic widescreen with the original mono sound.
Co-writer/director Giulio Berruti is called upon to explain himself
in the video interview From the Secret
Files of the Vatican. He acquits himself fairly well,
though I can't help but think there are other stories to be told
here. Apart from the featurette, Blue Underground surprises nobody
by providing the trailer and galleries.
What else can I possibly say about this movie? Either you want to
see a movie called Killer Nun
or you don't. If you want to, like I did, almost nothing is going to
disappoint you. I mean, any movie in which Joe Dallesandro plays one
of the most normal characters is fairly indefensible in most polite
circles. This is not a polite circle. Killer
Nun rocks. End of story.
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Night
Train Murders
1975 (2004) - Blue Underground
Film Rating: C+
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B-/B/C-
The quote on the front of Blue Underground's cover for Night
Train Murders boasts, "More reprehensible than
Last House on the Left!"
Well, it's not unless you consider it reprehensible that the
makers of Night Train Murders
ripped off Wes Craven's flick so blatantly.
Two girls heading home for Christmas vacation run afoul of a
pair of scumbags. The scumbags have just made the acquaintance
of a mysterious woman and she provokes the two guys into a
series of sadistic games using the two girls as playthings. The
girls end up raped and murdered. But then the mysterious woman
and her two underlings meet one of the girls' parents. And if
you've ever seen Last House,
you know what happens when the parents find out who these
bastards really are.
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According
to the featurette Riding the Night Train,
co-writer/director Aldo Lado never even saw Last
House on the Left. He was hired by a producer who wanted
to make a Last House rip-off
and told Lado the basic story. I believe that account because Lado's
version has just enough unique elements to make it plausible. It's
like a game of Telephone, where Lado has to repeat the story he had
whispered to him by the producer. The biggest differences here are
the addition of the mystery woman and a creepy voyeur who
momentarily joins in. They're unsettling additions, particularly
because these two are much more responsible for their actions than
the two low-lifes but they get off scott-free.
In terms of sadistic violence, Night
Train Murders is not as graphically horrific as Last
House. This may be because Last
House on the Left has an unsavory feel about its
filmmaking. The whole thing seems raw and unfinished, giving its
violence more immediacy. Night Train
Murders is a more polished production, from the
cinematography to the score by Ennio Morricone, resulting in some
fine touches but a more distanced feel to its violence. On DVD, you
get the film in anamorphic widescreen with the original mono sound.
Apart from the featurette, extras are limited to a handful of
trailers, radio spots and the by-now expected galleries.
I've never been a huge fan of Last House
on the Left. I don't find it frightening so much as just
uncomfortable and unpleasant. But I suppose as long as the film
makes you feel something, it's working on some level. Night
Train Murders is a case of diminishing returns. I don't
see a lot of value in making something like Last
House on the Left but if you're going to, you can't go
halfway. Night Train Murders
goes a little farther than halfway but it doesn't take you all the
way to the edge.
Adam Jahnke
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