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A
funny thing happened on the way to this column. Well, funny in a
you-can-either-laugh-or-kill-yourself kind of way. My old workhorse
of a computer, which has seen me through the writing of two books,
twenty TV episodes, probably about a dozen scripts and an unholy
number of reviews, finally decided it had had enough. Considering
some of the poorly chosen words I forced it to process, I'm
surprised it lasted as long as it did. I'm sure if artificial
intelligence was a reality, it would have broken up with me long
ago.
At any rate, the switchover to the new computer resulted in a rather
unwieldy backlog of DVDs that I'd had every intention of reviewing
long before now. So instead of doing the three or four individual
columns I'd originally planned for these, I thought I'd just
shoehorn them all into one. This'll be an odd assortment of stuff,
even by my standards, so you may want to consider a palate-cleansing
drink of water between titles.
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Afro
Promo: Black Cinema Trailers - 1946-76
1946-1976 (2006) - Other Cinema DVD
I love trailer compilation discs but sometimes a comp's focus
on a specific genre or moviemaking style makes watching the
entire disc in one sitting a bit exhausting. That pitfall is
mostly avoided in Other Cinema's new disc Afro
Promo, a wide-ranging collection of trailers from
movies both big and small with one common denominator. Each of
the films touches in some way on the representation of
African-Americans. They are:
The Harlem Globetrotters,
St. Louis Blues, Edge
of the City, The Defiant
Ones, A Raisin in the Sun,
A Patch of Blue, They
Call Me MISTER Tibbs!, Cool
Breeze, The Last Safari,
Zulu, Soul
to Soul, Sounder,
The Learning Tree, Putney
Swope, Slaves,
Mandingo, Boss
Nigger, Blacula,
Cleopatra Jones, Foxy
Brown, Black Mama, White
Mama, Black Girl,
Lady Sings the Blues, Sparkle,
The Great White Hope, The
Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings,
The Greatest, Car
Wash, Norman... Is That
You?, Cooley High
and A Piece of the Action.
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As
you can tell, that's a fairly diverse lineup but by no means
comprehensive. You can probably think of half a dozen movies right
off the bat that you wish were included but aren't. But Afro
Promo doesn't pretend to be a definitive collection of
the history of black cinema. As curated by Jenni Olson and Karl
Knapper, the assortment provides a fascinating look not only at how
African-Americans have been portrayed on screen but how these
portrayals were then marketed to a mass audience. The early trailers
are particularly telling in this regard, especially the "script
girl" trailer for Edge of the City
and the promo for A Raisin in the Sun,
with safe, clean-cut white folks assuring the middle-class audience
that it's OK to see these "race pictures". And while you
can second-guess the selection on this disc until the cows come
home, the trailers that are included are entertaining, illuminating,
and often very effective. I'd never heard of the documentary/concert
film Soul to Soul before but
it looks great and I'd love to see it. A veritable who's who of
black celebrities is represented, with everyone from Sidney Poitier,
Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor to Redd Foxx, Muhammad Ali, and Fred "The
Hammer" Williamson.
The clips are playable in one of two ways, either divided into
specific categories such as Sports, Music, and Blaxploitation or in
a "play all" feature. Selecting "play all" also
launches you into the two bonus short films immediately following
the main feature. These experimental shorts are similar to those
found as bonuses on Other Cinema's The
70s Dimension disc but neither are as interesting as
those found there. Roger Beebe's Famous
Irish Americans feels like a film school project made
after hours on the public access station equipment, while
Christopher Harris' Reckless Eyeballing
is slightly more artistic but far too long. I doubt you'll play
either of them more than once, if that. The only real bonus is a
brief but interesting liner notes essay by Yale University's Terri
Francis. Video and audio quality is about what you'd expect from a
collection of trailers dating back 25 years and more.
Program Rating: B+
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): C+/C/D
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Friday
the 13th: From Crystal Lake to Manhattan Ultimate Edition DVD
Collection
1980-1989 (2004) - Paramount
It's fascinating to me that the Friday
the 13th saga inspires such devotion among its fans.
They aren't the best horror films out there. They're not the
scariest, not the goriest, and lord knows they aren't the most
original. By most rational and conservative standards of
aesthetic judgment, none of them are good films. But people
flocked to them. The series made Paramount a mint during the
80's, after which they sold the franchise to New Line (who,
apart from teaming up Jason with Freddy, hasn't really done much
with the property). I watched 'em and while it would be a
stretch to say I liked them, I enjoyed the experience of
watching them. How's that for a cop-out of an opinion?
Obviously I enjoyed them enough to warrant watching them all
yet again (some for the fifth or sixth time, I'm only slightly
embarrassed to admit) when Paramount released this so-called
Ultimate Edition DVD Collection.
How do they hold up? Well, let's take a look at each. Letter
grades are kind of irrelevant for these movies, so I'll give 'em
between one and four machetes depending on how enjoyable they
are on their own terms. And since these are basically all the
same movie (starting with the second, we open with a quick recap
of the story so far, like that matters, then the teens arrive,
then they're killed), I'll summarize the movies Friends-style
for you.
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Friday
the 13th - The First One or The One with Jason's Mom. The
bar isn't exactly set high in this but at least it establishes the
pattern of all the subsequent films fairly quickly. Still a fun ride
thanks to Tom Savini's makeup effects and one of the all-time great
shock endings in a horror movie. That final gotcha is so good, it
literally makes you forget (or at least, forgive) the 90 minutes of
banality that precede it. (3½ machetes)
Friday the 13th, Part 2 - The
One Where Jason Wears a Bag on His Head. A pleasant throwback to the
simpler days of horror sequels, when you really just needed to make
the first movie over again in order to please the fans. Still a fun
movie, with the wheelchair guy taking a cleaver to the face and poor
Crazy Ralph getting a barbed wire tracheotomy. (3 machetes)
Friday the 13th, Part III -
The One in 3-D or The One Where Jason Gets His Hockey Mask. I've
actually seen this in a theatre and in 3-D and if seen that way,
this is the best of the series by far. It's a lot of fun seeing this
stuff coming off the screen (and, like all good 3-D movies, the
filmmakers ain't subtle about it). Even seen flat, like on this
disc, I still think this is a blast. I love the moment when Jason
shoots the girl with the spear gun. He's so non-chalant and
unhurried about it. The kill perfectly captures the essence of the
character for me. He's just this mindless hulk of a killing machine
and he can't even be bothered to work up any excitement about it. (4
machetes)
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
- The One Where Corey Feldman Kills Jason. Oh, Tommy Jarvis, you
poor troubled youth. Not a bad entry, with Tom Savini returning to
lend a hand with the makeup and a young Crispin Glover busting a
move on the dance floor. (2½ machetes)
Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning
- The One Without Jason. A terrible movie with Tommy Jarvis, now a
troubled teen, at the center of a new string of murders. This is
neither fun nor funny and the lousy Scooby-Doo
ending just adds insult to injury. (1 machete)
Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives
- The One Where Jason Becomes Officially Immortal. Tommy Jarvis,
will you never learn? Tommy (played by the third new actor in as
many movies) accidentally revives Jason and spends the rest of the
movie trying to stop him. A step up from the last one, which isn't
hard, with a sense of humor about itself and arguably the best
soundtrack of the series thanks to Mr. Alice Cooper (oh yeah, he's
back! The man behind the mask!!!). (2½ machetes)
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
- The One with the Telekinetic Chick. Fan favorite Kane Hodder makes
his first appearance as Jason in this entry. All of these movies had
their battles with the MPAA but this one suffers more than most.
Shoving Jason into Stephen King territory isn't a great fit but if
the kills had a little more oomph, it might have been OK. As it is,
this only has intermittent flashes of what could have been. (2
machetes)
Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes
Manhattan - The One Where... Well, Jason Takes Manhattan.
Or at least, that's the idea. In practice, this is more like Jason
Takes the Love Boat, with over an hour spent on a cruise ship
carting our teens to the big city. Not a bad idea for injecting some
new life into the series. After all, Jason had pretty much made his
way around the entire circumference of Crystal Lake by now. But this
is a weak finish for this set, with subpar makeup effects and lamer
acting than usual. Hard to screw this up, too. With a title like
this, all I needed to see to make me happy was Jason slashing his
way through a crowded street, swinging his machete back and forth
like a scythe. (1½ machetes)
Each disc holds two movies and they all look and sound pretty good,
certainly better than most movies of comparable age, budget and
reputation. Some fans will be disappointed that these aren't uncut
and unrated versions of the films but that didn't bother me so much.
I'm less and less happy with uncut and/or extended versions of
films, so I'm satisfied to have these in their original theatrical
versions. And sure, I'd love to have Part
III available in 3-D if it looked good. But I've never
seen an effective 3-D presentation on television, so I'm fine with
the flat version here.
In terms of extras, the set is pretty darn good if not the home run
fans had hoped for. A seemingly random assortment of films sport
commentary tracks, most of which are worth a listen. Part
III reunites actors Larry Zerner, Paul Kratka, Dana
Kimmell and Richard Brooker, moderated by former DVD
File.com editor and current expert on all things Voorhees
Peter Bracke. This is a lively track, a bit too lively in spots with
all the participants talking over each other. Writer/Director Tom
McLoughlin does a good job illuminating Jason
Lives. Writer/director/makeup effects designer John Carl
Buechler teams up with Kane Hodder on The
New Blood and it's a good thing the disc includes the
R-rated theatrical version, 'cause if it was the uncut version these
guys would have a lot less to talk about. Finally, writer/director
Rob Hedden does the honors for Jason
Takes Manhattan. Why that one gets a commentary when
neither of the first two do is a mystery.
The fifth disc in the set is reserved for additional extras, chief
among them the multi-part documentary The
Friday the 13th Chronicles. It's a good overview, with a
wide range of interviewees, including original director Sean S.
Cunningham, Savini, Betsy Palmer (Mrs. Voorhees), Hodder, Corey
Feldman, and many more. Only Part V
gets short shrift, with Feldman discussing his Sunday spent off from
The Goonies filming his short
prologue scene but nobody bothering to say whose bright idea it was
to make a Friday the 13th
sequel without Jason in the first place. Savini and Buechler discuss
the effects of parts one, four and seven in the featurette Secrets
Galore Behind the Gore, while various actors tell tales
in Crystal Lake Victims Tell All.
We do get a taste of the deleted gore in Tales
From the Cutting Room, with comparisons of the original
version with the release version and, in the case of Part
VII, a rare glimpse at Buechler's uncensored effects. On
the minus side, the featurette on Friday
Artifacts and Collectibles isn't terribly illuminating
and while all eight trailers are collected here, the disc packaging
promises a look at the making of the trailers that fails to
materialize.
In all, From Crystal Lake to Manhattan
is a solid effort but hardcore fans will be left wanting more.
Perhaps Pete Bracke should have been given the chance to produce the
set himself, since if you want more information the best place to
turn is his recent book
Crystal
Lake Memories, a beautifully produced, exhaustive volume
that feels like it was dropped here from an alternate universe where
the Friday the 13th movies are
revered like the works of Hitchcock and Kubrick. But as it is, we
can't really complain. Paramount's past treatment of the Friday
series has been like a well-dressed man who farts in an elevator and
tries to look around like somebody else must have been responsible.
Given that, this box set is as impressive a presentation we're ever
likely to see.
Disc Ratings
(Video/Audio/Extras): B+/B/B-
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MirrorMask
2005 (2006) - Destination Films/Jim Henson Company (Sony)
I knew I missed the late Jim Henson immensely but I didn't
realize quite how much until I began to see the ads for MirrorMask,
the elaborate new fantasy from the company that bears his name.
My mind flooded with memories of The
Dark Crystal and Labyrinth,
imperfect films that I nevertheless adore. Both of those earlier
films create entire worlds from the ground up that are utterly
unlike anything else that had been put on screen up to that
point. So it is with MirrorMask.
Using a variety of cutting edge techniques, director/designer
Dave McKean and screenwriter Neil Gaiman (familiar names to any
self-respecting comic book aficionado) have brought to life a
unique fantasy world that's light years away from previous
fantasy landscape, including those envisioned by Henson himself.
Stephanie Leonidas stars as Helena, a teenage girl raised in a
circus operated by her parents. The circus is forced to fold its
tents when Helena's mother takes ill. While Helena and her
father anxiously await word of her mother's fate, she slips into
a parallel Dreamworld being overtaken by shadows since their
ruler, the White Queen, fell into a deep sleep. Teaming up with
a traveling entertainer named Valentine (Jason Barry), Helena
embarks on a quest to find the MirrorMask, the stolen charm that
might wake the Queen and restore balance to the Dreamworld.
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The
basic story structure is familiar from a thousand children's
stories, from Labyrinth to
The Wizard of Oz and beyond.
But the visuals on display are anything but, ranging from simply
pretty to downright eyepopping. Impressive as they are, McKean's
achievement becomes even more astonishing when you realize that the
film was made for relatively little money but more on that in a
moment. I still miss the tactile sets, puppets and costumes of
Henson's fantasies but McKean makes the CGI work for him rather than
the other way around. The orbiting giants and the disturbing cats
with human faces are certainly images that linger in the mind's eye
long after the end credits have finished.
What's missing from MirrorMask
is Henson's warmth and humanity. That kind of thing seemed to be
second nature to him and it's those qualities that brought the
Muppets to life, not the technology. Gaiman is an excellent writer
but this is far from his best work. Gaiman and McKean's two great
graphic novel collaborations, Violent
Cases and Mr. Punch,
show that they're more than capable of the same kind of empathetic
storytelling that Henson was a master of. MirrorMask
is more rote, as if Gaiman was asked to write something with that
Neil Gaiman feeling.
Sony's MirrorMask DVD isn't
advertised as a special edition and perhaps it isn't one, but for a
standard edition it's quite nice. Both the 1.85:1 anamorphic image
and Dolby Digital 5.1 sound are top notch, doing an excellent job of
bringing the film to life. Special features are surprisingly
abundant, including an above average commentary by McKean and
Gaiman. The Making of MirrorMask
is divided into a number of brief featurettes, including on-camera
interviews with Gaiman, McKean, executive producer Lisa Henson, and
the cast. Apart from the standard talking head bits, MirrorMask
also offers a few unique featurettes. Day
16 is a time-lapse video compressing an entire day's
worth of production into two and a half minutes. Two key sequences
are given a closer look at their development and production in Flight
of the Monkeybirds and Giants
Development. Questions and
Answers provides 20 minutes of taped excerpts from Q&A
sessions at both the San Diego Comic-Con and Sundance. Finally, the
disc provides a sampling of poster and cover art. My favorite is the
early mock-up they hung in their office "to prove to people
they were really making a film".
Like The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth,
MirrorMask is also an
imperfect film. But it's an easier one to admire than it is to
adore. It's a bit cold, a bit distant, and despite the wonders on
screen, a bit too familiar. I'm not sure what younger audiences will
make of the film but I'd be interested to find out, just as I'll be
interested to see what Dave McKean does next.
Film Rating: B
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): A/A/B+ |
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