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 TVD-A-Rama!
            Still More Cult TV on DVD
 
 Adam
              Jahnke - Main Page
 
 
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            | Hey,
            kids, it's tee-vee time once again at The
            Bottom Shelf! Time to put aside those movie DVDs, cozy up
            to the cathode ray and use your television for its original purpose:
            watching hours and hours of episodic TV programming. And since most
            definitions of cult TV include a heaping helping of sci-fi, fantasy
            and horror, what say we concentrate on those genres this time out?
            Why, that's a swell idea. Let's kick things off with the show that
            redefined science fiction TV back in the 1990s... 
 
 
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                X-Files - Black Oil: Four-Disc Mythology Collection 1995-97 (2005) - 20th Century Fox
 
 As you are no doubt already aware, The
                X-Files Mythology Collections are Fox's attempt to
                repackage one of their most popular TV properties in smaller,
                more affordable chunks than their already released complete
                season sets. Black Oil is
                the second bite-size collection, following Abduction
                and preceding Colonization
                and Super-Soldiers. Any
                X-Phile worth his or her salt already knows the significance of
                the title but for those not in the know, the Black Oil is a
                viscous, conductive goop that allows the alien lifeforms to jump
                from body to body, turning into a nasty looking, leech-like
                thing that flows into the body via the nearest open orifice.
                It's creepy when it enters a body but it's downright disgusting
                when it leaves.
 
 Anyway, the idea behind these four-disc sets is to collect the
                key episodes in The X-Files'
                series-spanning mythology story arc. It forms the backbone of
                the story, from the childhood abduction of Mulder's sister to
                the sinister conspiracy that runs the project. Black
                Oil begins in the third season and goes up through
                the first two episodes of season five. For the record, the
                line-up includes Nisei,
                731, Piper
                Maru, Apocrypha,
                and Talitha Cumi from
                season three, Herrenvolk,
                Tunguska, Terma,
                Memento Mori, Tempus
                Fugit, Max,
                Zero-Sum, and Gethsemane
                from season four and the two-part season five opener, Redux
                and Redux II.
 
 
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            | These
            episodes include many key elements of the mythology and cover some
            of the arc's finest moments. Scully is diagnosed with cancer as a
            result of removing the microchip she found implanted in her neck
            following her abduction. Mulder's mom has a stroke and we learn that
            the ties between his family and the Cigarette Smoking Man run far
            deeper than he suspected. We discover that the aliens have a healing
            power and that not all of them are bad guys. And we're introduced to
            those damn bees that carry the small pox virus in their stingers.
            Speaking as a life-long apiphobe, I always hated those fuckin' bees. 
 These are some of my favorite episodes of The
            X-Files mythology. Not so much for the important story
            points they hit but for the little moments and character bits they
            include. We get to see Mulder finally rip that damn cigarette out of
            the CSM's mouth and stick a gun in his face in Talitha
            Cumi. Gillian Anderson gets some of her best moments as
            she comes to terms with the tumor that will likely take her life.
            Skinner gets more of a chance to stand out in these episodes,
            particularly in Zero-Sum. And
            if you're a fan of Alex Krycek (and who isn't?), you'll get a
            sadistic pleasure in watching him go through all kinds of hell in
            this set, especially in the two-parter Tunguska
            and Terma.
 
 I like the idea of collecting these episodes in one place if for no
            other reason than it makes it much easier to figure out what the
            hell was going on. The X-Files
            mythology is extremely complex but it's not nearly as confusing as
            it first seemed. When these episodes first aired, you had to keep
            track of all these details over the course of months and years,
            remembering who all these characters were and what they did. Even
            when you watch them on DVD in the complete season sets, the arc is
            interrupted by the various one-off episodes. With these sets, you
            can put all the pieces together with relative ease. Think of these
            collections as The X-Files Cliff Notes.
 
 On the other hand, as much as I enjoyed this aspect of the series,
            it wasn't what I liked the most about The
            X-Files. My favorite episodes had nothing to do with the
            mythology. These were episodes like the very funny Small
            Potatoes or Home,
            an episode so frightening that Fox aired it with more "viewer
            discretion advised" warnings than I've seen before or since. So
            as an introduction to the series, the Mythology
            Collection does a good job presenting the big picture.
            But if you've never seen the show before, you'll be missing a lot if
            you stop here.
 
 The episodes look and sound quite good, just as they did on the
            season sets. The X-Files switched
            from shooting in the traditional television ration of 1.33:1 to
            widescreen in season five and both of those episodes are presented
            with anamorphic enhancement. The set comes packaged in a pair of
            slick slim cases that each hold two discs in a slipcover.
 
 As for extras, there are a few bonuses on here that you won't find
            on the season sets. In theory this will irritate fans who want it
            all but in practice, you shouldn't feel like you're missing much if
            you already have these episodes. Three of the episodes include new
            audio commentaries by their directors: R.W. Goodwin on Talitha
            Cumi, Rob Bowman on Memento
            Mori, and Kim Manners on Max.
            Manners comes off best with a relatively lively track that includes
            the amusing revelation that the entire two-part epic came about
            because the show's special effects guy thought it would be cool if
            somebody got abducted from an airplane in mid-flight. Goodwin and
            Bowman's tracks are less interesting, full of dead air and
            uninteresting observations.
 
 The other new bonus is the featurette Threads
            of the Mythology, featuring new interviews with creator
            Chris Carter and other members of the crew. This is a decent enough
            look at the episodes included here but for the most part, you're not
            learning a whole lot that you didn't already know. It's a fine bonus
            for the newbies but only the most obsessive fan will feel the need
            to get this set just for this featurette. And who ever heard of an
            obsessive X-Files fan?
            Preposterous.
 
 Program Rating: A
 Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B+/B/C+
 
 
 
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 | Futurama:
                Monster Robot Maniac Fun Collection 1999-2003 (2005) - 30th Century Fox
 
 Speaking of re-packaged TV shows, Matt Groening's Futurama
                has already been given the complete season treatment by Fox. But
                in this case, this show is a prime candidate for a smaller,
                bargain-priced compilation disc. In many ways, Futurama
                never got a fair shake when it was on the air. When your first
                show is The Simpsons, it
                doesn't matter what you come up with next. It's simply not going
                to live up to those expectations. This situation wasn't helped
                when Fox bounced it around its Sunday schedule for awhile before
                finally settling it into a timeslot where it was almost
                guaranteed to be forgotten about and/or pre-empted by football.
                It was there that Futurama
                quietly expired.
 
 When it debuted, I watched Futurama
                and enjoyed it but it didn't stick in my mind as appointment TV.
                Consequently, I couldn't justify the expense of picking up any
                of the complete season box sets. But the brilliantly-titled Monster
                Robot Maniac Fun Collection is just exactly what the
                doctor ordered. Four episodes hand-picked by Matt Groening and
                crew as their personal favorites from the series, this set
                serves as a great reminder of the heights Futurama
                could hit.
 
 
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            | The
            first episode, Hell Is Other Robots,
            has Bender find robot religion and forswear his former life of
            gambling, drinking and debauchery. It culminates with Bender in
            Robot Hell, tortured by a Robot Devil voiced by Dan Castellaneta in
            a big production number that's as good as, if not better than any
            original song ever done by The Simpsons.
            The next episode, Anthology of Interest I,
            is a trio of imaginary tales spurred by Professor Farnsworth's
            invention of the What-If machine. The best one features guest
            appearances by Stephen Hawking, Nichelle Nichols, Dungeons
            & Dragons creator Gary Gygax, and then Vice President
            Al Gore. 
 The third and possibly the funniest episode is the Emmy-winning Roswell
            That Ends Well, in which the Planet Express team end up
            going back in time to 1947. Dr. Zoidberg is captured by the military
            and Fry ends up becoming his own grandpa in this one. Finally in
            The Sting, Fry is killed
            protecting Leela from a giant space bee. This is a surprisingly
            sweet and sentimental episode, although it also boasts a surreal "Don't
            Worry, Be Happy" production number so it ain't all treacle.
 
 While I never thought Futurama
            was as consistently hilarious as The
            Simpsons in its prime, I also never thought it was a bad
            show. At its best, Futurama
            delivered some of the smartest and sharpest satire around. I also
            appreciated how well it developed its future world environment of
            New New York City circa the year 3000. It was very consistent in its
            tone and not afraid of the science fiction elements of the series.
            But perhaps the best thing Futurama
            had going for it was its look. This may well be the best looking
            animated series ever put on television. Its combination of 2-D and
            3-D animation resulted in some lavish moments unlike anything we'd
            seen before. This aspect of the show is captured beautifully on this
            DVD. It looks gorgeous and you'll want to replay bits like Bender's
            trip to Robot Hell over and over again. The sound is also very good,
            even though it isn't in true 5.1 surround.
 
 Extras on the disc include introductions to each episode as well as
            the disc itself by Groening, exec producer David X. Cohen, and other
            crew members and characters. The only other bonus is the full-length
            animatic of Hell Is Other Robots
            with an optional commentary by Groening, Cohen, animation producer
            Claudia Katz, animator Rich Moore, and voice actors John DiMaggio
            (Bender) and Billy West (Fry, Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg,
            among others). It's a nice addition to the disc, including a few
            scenes that ended up on the cutting room floor and the commentary is
            both lively and interesting.
 
 The Monster Robot Maniac Fun Collection
            is an ideal way to get reacquainted with Futurama.
            Widely available at a very nice price, it delivers four of the most
            memorable episodes of the series. And even though I'm a big fan of
            complete season sets, I wouldn't mind at all if they released
            another compilation like this. For me, Futurama
            is best when taken in smaller doses. But having said that, I'm very
            much looking forward to the direct-to-DVD Futurama
            movie that Groening announced at last year's San Diego Comic-Con.
            The movie should be out in 2007. Until then, bring on another Monster
            Robot Maniac Fun Collection!
 
 Program Rating: B+
 Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): A/B/C+
 
 
 
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 | Tales
                from the Crypt: The Complete First Season 1989 (2005) - Warner Bros.
 
 In this era of The Sopranos,
                Six Feet Under and Deadwood,
                it's hard to remember that in 1989, HBO's most prestigious
                original series was hosted by a cadaverous puppet. Co-produced
                by such A-listers as Joel Silver, Richard Donner and Robert
                Zemeckis, Tales from the Crypt
                adapted stories from the original EC Comics of the 1950s,
                brought to life with big-name talent both behind and in front of
                the camera. The stories were spiced up with a bit of gore and
                occasional nudity, in the tradition of HBO's previous attempt at
                a horror anthology, The Hitchhiker.
                But unlike that show, Crypt
                never took itself too seriously. In fact, I'd say it's virtually
                impossible for a show to take itself too seriously when its
                hosted by the Crypt Keeper, that creepy, cackling corpse who
                just oozed bad puns... not to mention other assorted ooze-ables.
                Good Lord! Choke!
 
 
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            first season collected here was an abbreviated affair, lasting just
            six episodes as HBO waited to see if there was really an audience
            for this nonsense. It turned out there was and the show lasted for
            several years, spinning off an animated series and a couple of
            feature films in the process. Unlike a lot of shows that stumbled
            through its first season and found their footing later on, Crypt
            hit the ground running. The first season contains some of the
            series' best moments. Not to say that the later episodes didn't
            contain some gems but for the most part, Crypt's
            finest moments came early on. And if you don't like the episodes in
            season one, you'd might just as well check out early. 
 All six episodes are included on disc one of this two-disc set. My
            favorites are the first and the last. Episode one, The
            Man Who Was Death, stars William Sadler as an executioner
            who loses his job when the state abolishes the death penalty. Walter
            Hill directs this one with style as Sadler narrates directly to the
            camera, bringing us along for the ride as he goes freelance with his
            skills. The last episode is directed by Mary Lambert of Pet
            Sematary fame. Collection
            Completed stars M. Emmet Walsh as a retired salesman who
            takes up taxidermy after his wife's many pets begin to drive him
            crazy. This is a very funny episode with Walsh and Audrey Lindley
            (Mrs. Roper from Three's Company)
            making a great couple.
 
 Other stand-outs include Robert Zemeckis' holiday classic And
            All Through the House, with Larry Drake as a demented
            Santa stalking a murderess in her house. Richard Donner's
            contribution, Dig That Cat... He's Real
            Gone, stars Joe Pantoliano as a guy who receives a cat's
            nine lives and uses the ability as a carny performer. Tom Holland's
            Lover Come Hack to Me is just
            OK, with Amanda Plummer as a virginal honeymooner just married to a
            guy who intends to kill her for her money. The worst episode of the
            bunch is Only Sin Deep,
            directed by Howard Deutch. Lea Thompson is the world's unlikeliest
            hooker (at least until Julia Roberts became Pretty
            Woman a year or so later) who sells her beauty for a
            chance to seduce a millionaire.
 
 While the episodes are all fairly entertaining, they don't look all
            that great. They show their age a bit more than I expected, coming
            across as overly dark and muddy here and there. The sound is better
            than the picture but it isn't terrific. The memorable opening title
            sequence with Danny Elfman's great theme music appears only once
            when you first load up the disc. Purists might gripe about that but
            it is a pretty long sequence and its absence makes watching all the
            episodes in a row much more tolerable.
 
 The set's two extras are located on the second disc. Tales
            from the Crypt: From Comic Books to Television is a 50
            minute documentary that provides an excellent history of the rise
            and fall of William M. Gaines' EC Comics. Interviews include
            original EC alumni like Al Feldstein and Jack Davis as well as
            filmmakers and authors influenced by the comics like John Carpenter
            and R.L. Stine. The doc is less effective on the "to Television"
            part of its title, devoting only a few minutes at the end to the
            series itself. And a truly comprehensive documentary charting the
            path of Tales from the Crypt
            would have included at least a mention of the 1972 Amicus Films
            version which is totally ignored here. But as a history of the comic
            book, this is top-notch. Several notches beneath is the Crypt
            Keeper's History of Season One. This is a goofy five
            minute featurette that sums up the first disc with punny narration
            by the Crypt Keeper, giving himself all the credit for coming up
            with the show. If you're really interested in the making of the
            series, you won't get any straight answers here.
 
 Tales from the Crypt was never
            particularly scary and I always wondered why it didn't attract
            actual horror filmmakers like Carpenter or George Romero behind the
            camera. But for what it was, Crypt
            was good macabre fun. It wasn't really trying to scare the audience.
            It was just an exercise for some very talented people to play in the
            haunted house for awhile.
 
 Program Rating: B
 Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): C+/B/B-
 
 
 Shelf
            Space - Fallen Angels
 
 Now that Showtime's Masters of Horror
            series has one-upped HBO's Tales from the
            Crypt in the horror anthology department by bringing such
            horror masters as Dario Argento and John Carpenter to television,
            it's time to bring this mid-90's precursor to DVD. Fallen
            Angels attempted to do for film noir what Crypt
            did for horror. The short-lived series adapted short stories by
            genre masters like Raymond Chandler and James Ellroy with a wide
            variety of directors. Episodes were helmed by such notable
            filmmakers as Peter Bogdanovich and Steven Soderbergh. Also like
            Crypt, Fallen
            Angels gave A-list actors, including Tom Cruise, Tom
            Hanks and Kiefer Sutherland, a chance to get their feet wet behind
            the camera. Fallen Angels was
            probably destined to live a short life, as the production design and
            look of the episodes suggested that this was likely an expensive
            little show to produce. Considering the talent involved, I'm
            surprised this series has been all but forgotten. It's ripe for
            rediscovery on DVD.
 
 Finally, an update on my last Shelf Space
            pick, The African Queen. Turns
            out that the rights for this movie have docked at Paramount and
            they're hard at work restoring it. But don't expect this job to go
            quickly. The film's in bad shape and a lot of work needs to be done
            before it can be released on DVD. But at least it hasn't been
            forgotten and it isn't being rushed out in a lousy version that
            would infuriate everybody. So be patient, African
            Queen fans. Our ship will come in someday. And anyone who
            loves this movie knows it'll be worth the wait.
 
 Adam Jahnke
 ajahnke@thedigitalbits.com
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