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reviews by Bill Hunt, editor of The Digital
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King
Arthur
Extended Unrated Version
- 2004 (2004) - Touchstone (Buena Vista)
Film Rating: B-
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B-/C+/C+
It is the Dark Ages. Lucius Artorius Castus (Clive Owen) is a
Roman centurion, charged with the protection of the empire's
most far-flung outpost... Britain. For more than fifteen years,
Artorius (known as Arthur) has led a group of legendary knights
in this pursuit - knights from far-distant Sarmatia, who were
conscripted as boys to serve in the Roman Legions. The term of
service for these brave men has almost expired... but the Pope
has ordered that they complete one final mission. Arthur must
lead his knights to rescue a young Roman boy (and future
Bishop), whose family lives in the northern most part of Britain
- an area that's about to be invaded by Saxon barbarians. When
the mission is complete, Arthur may retire to Rome with honors,
and his men will finally be allowed to return to their families.
But as his closest council Lancelot (Ioan Gruffudd) advises him,
the mission will likely be the most dangerous they've even
undertaken. Before it's done, Arthur must face the Saxon army,
led by the powerful Cedric (Stellan Skarsgård). Arthur
will also meet a pagan girl named Guinevere (Keira Knightley),
who will present him with a choice - abandon Britain and his own
ideals... or forsake his dreams of Rome and unite Britain for
all time.
Directed by Antoine Fuqua and written by David Franzoni (of
Gladiator and Amistad
fame), King Arthur is an
intriguing film. This isn't the classic story that you're
probably familiar with. You won't find any Camelot or shining
armor or magic spells or romantic triangles here. Instead, this
is a darker, grittier and more 'accurate' telling of the
Arthurian legend. This story is grounded in realism, drawing
upon what little historians know of the time period and the real
historical figure that the mythic "Arthur" is likely
based upon.
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That
dedication to realism is what makes this film so fascinating to
watch. Unfortunately, it's also the very thing that hinders it. The
problem is that when you watch a film with a name like King
Arthur, you have a whole set of expectations (like the
aforementioned Camelot, shining armor, magic spells and romantic
triangles) that simply aren't going to be met by this particular
narrative vision. Stylistically, and as a pure entertainment, this
is a well made film. But if you don't go into it with an open mind,
you're probably going to be disappointed.
On DVD, King Arthur is
available in two versions - the original theatrical cut and an
unrated extended version (called the Director's
Cut at the start of the film). There's about 13 minutes
more footage in the extended version, mostly additional bits of more
graphic and intense battle footage.
The video on this extended version is of fair quality. It's not
great, but it's not bad either. The print exhibits light to moderate
film grain, which is not a problem, but the resulting video is a
little but muddy looking and lacking on overall detail. There
appears to be very light edge-enhancement, which is noticable but is
also not overly problematic. Colors are generally accurate, and
contrast is fairly good. Blacks are deep and dark, but the range of
contrast isn't as full as you might prefer. The darkest areas of the
picture are a little lacking in detail, and the brightest areas are
maybe just a little too bright. Still, the video is presented in
anamorphic widescreen, and it represents the film fairly well. King
Arthur is meant to have a gritty look, and it certainly
does on this DVD.
The Dolby Digital 5.1 audio quality, however, is disappointing. The
mix features good low frequency reinforcement, but it's surprisingly
flat sounding. Virtually all of the action takes place in the front
part of the mix, and there's only very light use of the surrounds
for action and atmosphere, even during the most intense battle
scenes. The dialogue and music are well presented, but this is
definitely not a particularly immersive surround mix.
There's a fair bit of supplemental material on this single-disc
edition, but it's a mixed bag. Unfortunately, the disc starts with a
batch of automatic preview trailers for other titles. You can easily
skip past them, but I still hate the fact that they're there.
There's an alternate ending on the disc, which I actually quite
like. I don't want to say anything more about it - no sense spoiling
the film - except to say that while I understand why it wasn't used,
I think this alternate ending is more true to the concept that this
is a different vision of the Arthurian legend. The ending that was
used is a little bit too traditional in my opinion - an unnecessary
bone thrown in to fulfill viewer expectations. This DVD features
audio commentary by the director which is not available on the
theatrical edition disc. It's a fairly average, laid-back track, but
I do have to say that I like Fuqua quite a bit. He seems like a
very intelligent filmmaker, and I'll be interested to see how his
career develops. Also available here is a pretty standard "making
of" featurette, a gallery of production photos, a "knight
vision" trivia track (that can be used while watching the
film), and a lame Xbox videogame promo. The trivia track is somewhat
interesting, as it provides additional historical notes that help to
ground the film a bit (there's also production related information).
It's a bit sparse, and occasionally too obvious ("Troops
trained to fight on horseback are called cavalry."), but it's
still worth checking out. Of all the extras, however, I'm most
intrigued by the round table discussion featurette. The director,
the writer and four of the leading members of the cast (including
Owen and Knightly) sit together at a table (yes, it's round), as
producer Jerry Bruckheimer asks questions and moderates their
discussion. This is a great idea, but the problem is it's a little
too staged and it's also heavily edited. The discussion would have
been much more effective and interesting if it were allowed to play
out naturally. Just let the camera run and see where it goes. If
this film is ever released as a more elaborate, 2-disc set, I hope
we get to see the complete discussion.
While King Arthur probably
isn't the film most moviegoers were expecting, it's still a well
made piece of work. Thanks to Owen and solid performances by most of
the cast, as well as Fuqua's stylistic contributions, this film is
both engaging and entertaining. The DVD is just okay in terms of
quality, but if you think you might be at all interested in the
film's unique vision of Arthur, I'd say it's well worth a spin. If
you take King Arthur for what
it is... you just might like it.
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Danny
Deckchair
2004 (2004) - Lions Gate
Film Rating: B
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): C/B-/D
Danny Morgan (Rhys Ifans of Notting
Hill fame) is your typical Average Joe (or Joe Bloke
as you folks down under might say), living a rather mundane
existence in Sydney, Australia. He's got a boring job, and his
girlfriend doesn't appreciate him (she thinks of him as one of
the "little people" in life). But Danny's got one
thing going for him - he's a dreamer, and his dreams are big
ones. When Danny learns that his girlfriend may be cheating on
him with a local TV personality, he comes up with his craziest
scheme yet. He and his mates ties dozens of helium balloons to a
deckchair and, in the middle of an afternoon barbecue... Danny
simply floats up and away, quickly disappearing into the wild
blue yonder.
Meanwhile, Glenda (Miranda Otto) is living a similarly humdrum
existence in a small village in the Australian countryside.
She's got a job she hates, and no man in her life... until one
evening when Danny literally drops out of the sky into her
backyard. With the chance to leave the baggage of his old life
behind, Danny reinvents himself and quickly charms his way into
the hearts of the local villagers. He soon discovers, however,
that it's Glenda's heart he wants the most. But winning her love
isn't going to be easy, for Glenda's given up hope on such
things. To make things ever more difficult, Danny's old life
just won't stay left behind. It seems that, back in Sydney, he's
become a media darling - a kind of modern folk hero. Everyone
wants to be the first to find the infamous "Danny Deckchair".
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Danny
Deckchair is one of those films with such an outlandish
and fanciful premise, that it either really works... or really
fails. Thankfully, the former is true here. Rhys Ifans has a charm
that's tough to dismiss, and it's nice to see Miranda Otto in a
different sort of role than the sword wielding Eowyn she's played
recently in The Lord of the Rings.
The pair are an unlikely match, but they're wonderful together
onscreen. Based on its trailer, you might expect this film to be a
laugh-a-minute comedy. It isn't... but it IS almost completely
engaging.
The quality of the anamorphic widescreen video on this DVD from
Lions Gate is okay, but it isn't likely to impress. There's moderate
grain visible, as you'd expect from a lower budget film, and the
overall image is somewhat too soft and lacking in detail. Contrast
is good and edge enhancement isn't a problem, but the colors are
just a bit on the warm side. Not having seen this film in the
theater, I can't really say if that's intentional or not. This isn't
a bad transfer, just very average.
The audio side of the presentation fares a bit better. This is a
good Dolby Digital 5.1 mix, with a nicely wide front soundstage and
fairly atmospheric use of the surrounds. While not always
particularly active, the rear channels do come to life during
Danny's flight, as he passes through a thunderstorm and eventually
gets shot down in a literal hail of fireworks. Dialogue is clean,
and you'll be pleased with the LFE (for example, during said
thunderstorm and fireworks). Overall, the mix represents the film
well.
Sadly, this disc is pretty sparse in terms of extras. You get a
decent production featurette (called Taking
Off) that's a bit more interesting than the typical EPK
puff piece, complete with cast and crew interviews and plenty of
behind-the-scenes footage. There's also the film's theatrical
trailer (in 16x9 - a nice touch) and a batch of promotional trailers
for other Lions Gate titles. The best of the lot is an audio
commentary track, with Ifans and writer/director Jeff Balsmeyer,
that's available in the setup menu. It's pretty lighthearted in
tone. Ifans and Balsmeyer have good, friendly chemistry - you can
tell they enjoyed working with one another, and their banter is fun
to listen to.
Danny Deckchair isn't a great
DVD, but the film is easy to recommend. This is a delightful
romantic comedy... light, fanciful and thoroughly entertaining. It's
definitely worth your time.
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i,
Robot
Widescreen - 2004
(2004) - 20th Century Fox
Film Rating: D+
Disc Ratings (Video/Extras): A-/C
Audio Ratings (DD/DTS): B+/A-
In a world of the not-so-distant future, where robots walk our
dogs, take out our trash and mind our kids, Del Spooner (Will
Smith of Will Smith fame) is that rarest of rare cinematic
characters... a street-wise cop with a baaaaaddd attitude. You
see... Del hates robots. I mean, he really hates robots. Did I
say Del hate robots? 'Cause he does. Naturally, life in Chicago
circa 2035 is anything but robot free. Still, things seem to be
going along just fine for Del... that is until an old friend
apparently commits suicide - an old friend who just happens to
be Dr. Alfred Lansing (James Cromwell), the founder of
mega-conglomerate U.S. Robotics. Lansing has turned up dead on
the eve of the biggest new robot model rollout in the company's
history, and Del is tasked with finding out what happened.
Before you can recite the Three Laws, Del starts to suspect that
Lansing was really murdered... you guessed it... by a robot. Can
anyone guess what happens next? Well, let's just say that Del's
day goes from bad to worse, as a whole army of shinny robots
start gettin' all up in his grill. At least there's a pretty
girl along for the ride (played by Bridget Moynahan, last seen
in 2003's The Recruit),
although she's so emotionally cold she might as well be a robot
herself. Such is the lot of a street-wise cop with a baaaaaddd
attitude who hates... you know... R-O-B-O-T-S.
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i,
Robot is almost completely (although not quite entirely)
dreadful. I mean, you seriously have to question the sanity of
whoever's idea it was take one of the all-time classics of science
fiction literature and turn it into a Will Smith action flick.
Whoever you are, bravo... I foresee a Razzy Award in your immediate
future. This is as clear a case of story-by-committee as I've ever
seen. The twists and turns here are obvious almost from the film's
opening frame. Todd and I gave this a spin when he was out here last
month, and we pretty much had the whole thing figured out after the
first ten minutes. No amount of Will Smith one-liners and CGI
effects can fill the gaping holes in this story. For example,
wouldn't Del's car have a computer black box device that would
validate his story about robots attacking him? Hell, my 1997 Saturn
has an event data recorder! If Dr. Lanning were such a big deal to
U.S. Robotics, wouldn't work have pretty much ground to a halt at
the company out of shock, if not out of respect, even for a moment?
Can you imagine business as usual at Microsoft if Bill Gates took a
20-story header in the company lobby? Speaking of which, can you
imagine ANY corporation in today's competitive marketplace putting
its mainframe on display in its lobby for any visitor to see? Talk
about an open invitation to hackers! You know... I think I'm just
gonna stop now. Identifying the many, many, many plot holes in this
film is just giving me a headache.
20th Century Fox presents i, Robot
in very good anamorphic widescreen video quality on DVD (note that a
separate full frame version is also available). The transfer is
crisp and clean, with plenty of detail. The colors are vibrant (when
appropriate), the blacks are deep and detailed and contrast is
excellent overall. The print is also nicely clean. The only minor
issue here is a bit of digital compression artifacting, visible
during the opening credits for example (look closely at the
explosions of bubbles around the titles). It's almost certainly the
result of the film, the extras and dual Dolby Digital and DTS 5.1
audio tracks all being squeezed onto a single, dual-layered disc.
It's not a big deal though - this is easily the best looking of the
three DVDs reviewed here.
Speaking of the audio, both the Dolby Digital and DTS 5.1 mixes are
excellent. The Dolby track is wide and spacious sounding, with
logical and active use of the surrounds and very good LFE. The DTS
track improves on this further, adding a somewhat smoother and more
natural character to the soundfield. You'll enjoy great DVD surround
sound, whichever mix you choose.
Given that this is a single-disc release, there aren't a lot of
supplements, but you do get a "making of" featurette, a
gallery of still photos and audio commentary with director Alex
Proyas and screenwriter Akiva Goldsman. There's also a promo trailer
for Arrested Development on
DVD, and an "Inside Look" previewing the forthcoming
theatrical releases of Mr. and Mrs. Smith,
Robots and Elektra.
The featurette is fairly standard promotional fare, but the
commentary is actually interesting, in that after listening to
Proyas and Goldsmith for a while, it's pretty clear why the film is
so bad. Proyas claims that he felt a great degree of budget
pressure, Goldsmith was apparently "the final writer"
involved in the project... and that's just for starters. You don't
really see the lack of cash onscreen (although I expect better from
Proyas given his fascinating Dark City),
but the involvement of multiple writers is painfully obvious.
Speaking of obvious, there's really no way to describe i,
Robot other than to say that the film was just poorly
conceived from start to finish. As a piece of science fiction
cinema, this is a barely adequate action film. And as an action
film... well, it's just barely adequate. All that aside, I'm almost
embarrassed to say that i, Robot
still manages to be moderately entertaining on some rudimentary
level... if you're able to switch off your brain in time to keep
your hand from switching off the DVD player.
Somewhere, Isaac Asimov is spinning in his grave.
Bill Hunt
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