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created: 11/3/03
The
Alien Quadrilogy
1979-2003
(2003) - 20th Century Fox
review
by Bill Hunt, Editor of The Digital Bits
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Disc
Seven - Alien Resurrection
Film Ratings (Special
Edition/Theatrical): C-/D+
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio - DD/DTS):
A-/A-/A-
116 mins (Special Edition),
108 mins (Theatrical Release),
R, letterboxed widescreen (2.35:1), 16x9 enhanced, THX certified,
single-sided, RSDL dual-layered (layer switch at ?? at the start of
chapter ?? for Special Edition;
?? at the start of chapter ?? for Theatrical
Release), dual versions available via seamless branching,
text introduction to Special Edition,
audio commentary (with director Jean-Pierre Juenet and Hervè
Schneid, Alec Gillis, Tom Woodruff, Jr., Pitof, Sylvain Desperetz,
Ron Pearlman, Dominigue Pinon and Leland Orser), optional deleted
footage marker for Special Edition,
separate deleted and extended scene access for Theatrical
Release (10 scenes), THX Optimizer, animated film-themed
menus with sound effects, scene access (32 chapters - Special
Edition; 28 chapters - Theatrical
Release), languages: English (DD 5.1 and DTS 5.1) and
Spanish (DD 2.0 Surround), subtitles: English and Spanish, Closed
Captioned
"Witness the resurrection..."
I wish wholeheartedly that Alien
Resurrection had lived up to its name, and actually
breathed some new life into this franchise. Sadly, however, I saw
this coming. About a year prior to the film's release, I was given a
copy of the script to read, and I was really disappointed. It was
almost as if screenwriter Joss Whedon (of Buffy
fame) had thought to himself, "Hmmm... what did people like
about each of the other films? Alien
had characters trapped on a spaceship, Aliens
upped the ante with rowdy Marines, guns and lots of aliens, and Alien³
introduced some new biology to the creature. I wonder if I can write
all that into my script?" He did, of course, and the result was
a tired retread, which broke little new ground and failed completely
to be scary, entertaining or in any way satisfying to most Alien
fans.
Here's the plot: some 200 years after the events in Alien³,
we learn that United Systems Military scientists (the infamous "Company"
from the earlier films no longer exists) have taken samples of DNA
from Fiorina 161 to clone Ellen Ripley, in an effort to also clone
the alien queen she carried inside her. After several unsuccessful
attempts, these scientists (aboard the military spaceship Auriga)
manage to do exactly that, and remove the alien embryo from its host
to breed it. Meanwhile, a motley band of smugglers arrives at the
Auriga with a very special cargo. It seems the head of the
experiment, General Perez (played by Dan Hedaya - no I'm not
kidding) has hired the smugglers to hijack another spacecraft and
steal its crew, which is frozen in stasis, to be used as hosts for
the aliens.
Still with me? So now on board the good ship Auriga, we've got
aliens breeding like crazy (under controlled conditions, of course),
said gun-toting smugglers, lots of military types, and one Ellen
Ripley clone, who isn't quite human. You see, when they cloned her,
somehow her DNA got mixed up with the alien's DNA, so she's got acid
for blood, super-strength, and she can sense the aliens from a
distance. And the aliens got some of Ripley's DNA too, so they're
getting smarter - smart enough, naturally, to get loose, and start
killing everyone in sight. Sound familiar? What happens next, is
that all hell breaks loose, the military types abandon ship, and the
smugglers (along with Ripley) have to fight their way through the
alien-infested Auriga, to get back to their own ship and escape. But
there's a hitch - the Auriga gets damaged, and is headed back to
Earth on automatic pilot (where it could land, teaming with aliens
just itching to wreak havoc on Humanity). What's a newly-cloned
Ripley to do? Girl just can't catch a break.
As directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet (whose other films include The
City of Lost Children and Amélie),
Alien Resurrection has far too
many plot holes to be effective. Remember how the crew in Alien
couldn't kill the creature for fear that its acid blood would eat
through the ship's hull? Well that doesn't seem to be a problem
anymore (despite the fact that they're on a ship again), although
the acid-for-blood thing does come up when it looks good on-screen.
How are we supposed to believe that the scientists clone Ripley...
to also clone the alien inside her? It doesn't work like that - if
they found Ripley's DNA, that's all they should be able to clone...
Ripley. If they wanted the alien, why not just find some alien DNA?
Why not scrape the crashed EEV for it, or some of the dried alien
slime that must be leftover somewhere from the last film? I mean,
heck... if they were able to find Ripley's DNA, finding a little
alien DNA shouldn't be a problem, right? That's really just the
beginning of the problems here, and I don't have the energy to
continue listing them all.
At least you can say that Alien
Resurrection boasts an interesting cast. Along with
Sigourney Weaver, along for the ride this time are the
aforementioned Dan Hedaya, Winona Ryder, Ron Perlman, Michael
Wincott, Raymond Cruz, and Brad Dourif. I actually found the whole
subplot revolving around Ryder's character (Call) fairly
interesting, and I would have liked to see it explored more fully.
Dourif is terrific as always (film fans may remember him from Dune
and the new Lord of the Rings
films), but he's largely wasted here. His part goes by much too
quickly. And Dan Hedaya as a military General? I kept expecting him
to crack jokes - he's just too goofy. The best of the new cast is
Ron Perlman, who goes toe-to-toe with Ripley on more than one
occasion. But again, his character is only two-dimensional in this
script. He's used mostly as the guy that talks sass all the time.
Adding to the film's problems, the creature effects are once again
terrible. Watching this makes you really miss the look and movement
of the aliens in the first two films. Here, we get to see aliens
that glisten constantly with slime - it's practically pouring off
them in buckets. And I'm sorry, that newborn alien with the
quasi-human face at the end of the film just looks stupid, like
something from Pumpkinhead
rather than an Alien film.
I'll give the effects guys some credit - the CG aliens are not bad
at all. I kinda liked the whole underwater bit. But why do the
production designers keep feeling the need to evolve the look of the
aliens more with each film? H.R. Giger created the scariest alien
ever to grace the screen for the original film, and I dug the queen
from Aliens. But that's enough
- if you can't make a scary movie with that creature, what's the
world coming to? We don't need acid spitting, slime dripping,
semi-intelligent people aliens... it's just too much.
Anyway, like it or not, for this DVD release, you can choose to
view either the original Theatrical
Release or a new Special
Edition version. The latter runs about 8 minutes longer,
and I actually like it a bit more than the original. There's an
alternate opening shot that runs behind the credits, and an
alternate ending, in which we actually see the Betty landing on
Earth near post-apocalyptic Paris. In between are a few scene
extensions and new moments that flesh out the characters a bit more.
In particular, there's more with Call and Ripley in the chapel, and
one great new moment near the beginning of the film in which the
scientists show the newly created Ripley a photograph of a child,
which triggers painful memories (a nice connection to the first two
films). The improvement to Resurrection
isn't great, but the new moments do make the story a little more
palatable.
The video quality of both versions on this DVD is once again very
good, thanks to a brand new high-definition transfer. Presented in
anamorphic widescreen, Alien Resurrection
looks maybe even just a little better than the previous DVD release.
Contrast is spot on, with good shadow detailing and overall clarity.
Colors are muted but accurate, edge enhancement is non-existent and
there's nary a blemish to be found on the print. There is a certain
amount of grain visible, but this is to be expected. Most of the new
footage blends perfectly in terms of quality with the original
theatrical footage, with the exception of the new effects shots at
the beginning and end of the film (the actual CG effects aren't
quite up to feature film quality, but they're good enough to work
here - this is particularly true of the insect in the new opening
shot). The Special Edition has
another optional deleted footage marker to help you spot the new
material.
The Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound is also solid, with great
dynamic range and deep bass. The front soundstage is nicely wide and
there's good, if often subtle, use of the surrounds. This is a very
atmospheric mix, with good creation of space in cavernous chambers
and long corridors (not to mention that creepy alien hiss echoing
around). Dialogue and music presentation is also excellent. The DTS
mix is about on par with the Dolby Digital. It's maybe a tad more
natural sounding, but not enough to really be obvious. I'd have to
say they're about equal in quality. You'll be happy whichever mix
you choose.
The menus on Disc Seven, as you'd expect, feature the warrior stage
of the alien life-cycle. When you start the disc, you're asked to
choose between the two versions of the film. When you view the Special
Edition, you get a brief video introduction with Jeunet,
in which he explains that this is NOT a "director's cut"
but just something fun for fans to see (he still prefers the Theatrical
Cut). As with the previous discs, in addition to the
deleted scene marker on the Special
Edition, you can view the deleted scenes separately if
you select the Theatrical Cut.
There's another THX Optimizer available here as well.
Once again, both versions of the film feature newly-recorded audio
commentary. This track includes director Jean-Pierre Juenet, editor
Hervè Schneid, creature effects artists Tom Woodruff, Jr. and
Alec Gillis, visual effects supervisor Pitof, conceptual artist
Sylvain Desperetz, and actors Ron Pearlman, Dominigue Pinon and
Leland Orser. The track is fine, but given that this is easily the
worst film of the bunch, your interest in what the participants have
to say will probably wane after the first 20 minutes. No one really
has anything Earth shattering to say, and they repeat themselves a
few times. I think what you really come away with is the feeling
that Juenet was just the wrong choice to direct this film. He's a
great director and a fantastic visualist, but he seems to lack a
strong vision for the alien entity itself. He's the wrong fit. I
would have loved hearing Joss Whedon trying to explain his script,
but he's not here (I believe he was approached to participate, but
declined). It's not a big deal - my interest is only half-hearted
anyway.
Time now to move on to Disc Eight, which includes the bulk of the
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